" Are you sure you've had enough to drink "

" I'm bored . Lets shave my ***** "

" Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your mates ? "

" I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house "

" You're so sexy when you're hungover "

" Now don't you lift a finger . You need to relax before your mates come around "

" I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping "

" Your mother is way better than mine "

" I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head just for you "

" I'll be outside painting the house "

" No no. I'll change the car's oil "

" Why would I need more than 3 pairs of shoes ? "

" I understand fully ... our anniversary comes every year and you go out with your mates . It shows them you're loyal.

" I know it's a lot tighter back there but could you please try again ? "

" You need your sleep, silly. I'll get up and feed the baby "

" No, that's ok. You can use the phone . I'll chat to my friends when I see them "

YES!

Can we stop with all this perfect crap please?

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The other person started this...........lol

Those are pretty funny. Where did you find them? Let's see if I can add a few.

Perfect girlfriend:

"Let's not go anyplace fancy. I love the ambiance of a roadside eatery."

"Let's look at porn on the Internet together again!"

"Don't worry about that scratchy face. And I love the way your breath smells in the morning. It's so ANIMAL."

"Why are you sneaking out of the room to fart. Don't be such a priss."

"Don't stop reading just because I've come into the room!"

Nice!!! Nothing to add

"There is really no reason for BOTH of us to work, I earn enough to support us."

"No need to pay a mechanic hon, I'll over the transmission"

"I'm feeling a little tired tonight, why don't you go to Patpong without me hon"

better then us shaving... "honey I want to do a sexy strip for youbecause I just got my waxing"...razor burn sucks!!!!

instead of me being at bar... Honey aren't we suppose to be at the bar? Love a woman who can party we the guys.

" I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house "---- I did that years ago what took you so long!

no body is sexy when there hungover better would be.... I know you're hungover baby let me take care of you!

" I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping "--- I hate footbal lets watch porn!

" I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head just for you "---if a my wife said that to me I would kill myself right then because nothing in life could top that moment! lol

" I'll be outside painting the house "--- in overalls with a skimpy shirt for you.... girls doing work in overalls something about it!

" No no. I'll change the car's oil "--- What guy doesn't love to see a woman get dirty

" I understand fully ... our anniversary comes every year and you go out with your mates . It shows them you're loyal... I'm sentimental completely don't agree especially if she is this awesome I'm going to try and get that day passed as national holiday!

" I know it's a lot tighter back there but could you please try again ? "... a real woman would'nt say please and would make sure it fits! lol

" You need your sleep, silly. I'll get up and feed the baby " no I want to hear you feed the baby I will change them!

Mine

"Honey look at that girls ass wow she's hot"

"hey look ath that chics thing hehe"

"baby look at the new toy I bought"

"I got us something special tonight.... her name is"

I think I can do 14 of those.....

paulgh3rd : I could even do 3 of yours, except the last one. I just don't like sharing. Hahahahah

Oh...me.... perfect poor thing..! :-S

cutiegirl has best post saying how many she does including mine! I think I'm in love! 555