There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.

The Female pencil got pregnant !!

Which Male pencil is responsible?

THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.

Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone rings! "YES".. OK, BYE".

She turns to her lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.

3 Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.

Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!

Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!

Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!

3 Guys were introduced to a girl.

Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a saint.

I'm Paul not a POPE.

I'm John not a Baptist...

The girl replied.. Hi.. I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.

Girlfriends are appetizers. Tastes good at any time.

Mistresses are Tomyams..Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.

WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there's nothing to eat.!!!

Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER.

She replied: I RAISED 5,000 ***** LAST YEAR.!!

Yesterday's News: A nun jogging at Jogger' Park was raped by 4 guys.

Today's News :- Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.

hahahhaha.

lol

lmao that is funny

Funny journal....hehehe

lmao meggie and nun 555

lmao meggie and nun 555

lmao meggie and nun 555

lmao meggie and nun 555

lmao meggie and nun 555

lmao meggie and nun 555

lmao meggie and nun 555

lmao meggie and nun 555

lmao meggie and nun 555

lmao meggie and nun 555

lmao meggie and nun 555

lol..

hahaha....

glad u like it everyone . . . . and don't worry there will be more to come.