I've taken to posting jokes which I am using to get through the day and to bring some smiles to my fellow tf'ers. II hope everyone has a great and safe weekend! One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again, she seems okay but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask. "It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."

I'm not proud of it....but I saw that one coming....

I'm not going to read is because this copy and paste rubbish bores me, be funny and go write a joke of your own.

beej... I've been up since 5am already it's wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy to early to think !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 555

Ha ha ha!!!! Thanks!!! If posting joke is your new habit, then it would be nice since I can laugh in the morning and again before I go home

Yes, farting is always so funny..................?