A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine, who's sitting by herself.Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Maxine: "No, they spread

LoL for me alcohol is bad for my eyes. i will see every men are handsome LoL.

LOL...NICE ONE

TAKE THIS

A guy goes up to a girl in bar and asks, "You want to play "Magic"?"

She says, "What's that?"

The guy answers, "We go to my house and screw, and then you disappear."

Ha ha ha!!!!!!

LAMO !!!

samy - love it !! HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA

lol

very funny one!