They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer
in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this,
and I love the way this old guy handled it:


An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk....

The receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my ****', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come Into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'

'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something else, and discuss the problem further with the doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers,
if the answer could embarrass anyone.'

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes???'

'There's something wrong with my ear', he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir???

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose

Today do you have any problem with your health or just check up ? This's the question for my patients. And if they have problem with their ear or something else they would tell me... Is this ok ?

hahaha very funny bro... thanks to make me laugh..lol..

LOL.....You sure he was 86?? Sounds lke something Tony would do

Slight variation:

Guy walks in, gets asked the same question, is completely flummoxed, actually he is embarrassed to death, says what the problem is as delicately and as quietly as he can, and the Filipina nurse/receptionst responds loudly for all to hear, "Oh, Mr. Chaikamdee, {big 28-tooth smile} you've been PARTYING again!" Waiting room responded as above.

yeah, i always think the same everytime i go to the hospital!!! jing jing

So can you piss now m8?

I have a dirct phone for my MD - no secretary -

Im still laughing - and have to retype - Thanks pal