Herbert A. Millington

Chair - Search Committee

412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University

College Hill, MA  34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I

regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me

an assistant professor position in your department. 

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually

large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field

of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. 

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in

rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at

this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor

in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then. 

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,

Chris L. Jensen

LOLROF

funny.............thanks, lol

hu hu

awesomely written

hahaha !! well written

I gotta make a copy of that

Good, now I know what to write when/if that happens to me

That's good.....hahahahaha

this guy should be selling sunglasses on sukhumvit...