Every February 14th men get the chance to display their fondness for their wives and/or girlfriends by showering them with gifts, flowers, dinners, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secretly, guys feel left out. That's right... very left out.

There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. That's why a new national holiday has been created.

March 20th every year is now officially 'SBJ&STFU' Day (Steak, Blow Job & Shut The **** Up). It's simple, effective and extremely self-explanatory...

This holiday has been created so ladies can have a day to show their man just how much they love him.

There's to be no cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of this national holiday explains it all... just a steak (or fish for the so-inclined), a good blow job and shut your mouth for the rest of the day!  That's it!

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and 'SBJ&STFU' Day will usher in a new age of love and affection, as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February, simply to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it will need a little push to start the ball rolling.

So spread the word, and help bring more love and peace to this crazy world.

Sounds good to me gav!!!! lol lol lol!!!!

Now thats a great start to the day Gav,hehe

Wonderful concept...bugger! I am still in India...wasn't home in time...sh*t!

"Grezzzy darling.... um...about March the 20th......."

Brilliant!!

A lucky few guys have an understanding mate who provides this to them EVERY DAY!

Ha Ha...Is it worldwide now? I know all the boyz in TF are so willing to spread it out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

should I be expectiing flowers on V-Day next year?

Marked that on my calendar, set my organizer alarm one day ahead so that i can prepare, noted down in my diary, called my mom to remind me..., called my dad to claim it next year...

I'm ready !!! LOL

hey Gav..thanks for the testi...but welll

my comments are normal..what is so wrong with that if im so bloody abso freaking lootly looking forward to it..counting my days, nights, each and every seconds to it..

don't you forget that women were created with curiousity..thats why Eve at the fruit..

Wait a minute...

It was Eve first and then Adam

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Damn right...Valentine's first to please women..then your SBJ@STFU next to please the men...

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Dear women..I think Gav might be right...admit it..and get ready to it..and yeah..better make it good..LOL

Hmmm good idea m8, I am in, but add a little, get me a beer and go away, as well. Haha

Interesting

hahaha

I agree that is a event that is missing om the calendar LOl )