PLACEMATS

**they only show up when there's food on the table. ...

MASCARA

**they usually run at the first sign of emotion. ...

BIKE HELMETS

**they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly. ...

GOVERNMENT BONDS

**they take so long to mature. ...

COPIERS

**you need them in reproduction but that's about it. ...

LAVA LAMPS

**fun to look at it but not all that bright. ...

BANK ACCOUNTS

**without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. ...

HIGH HEELS

**they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. ...

CURLING IRONS

**they're always hot and always in your hair. ...

MINI SKIRTS

**if your not careful they'll creep up your legs. ...

HANDGUNS

**keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

I give this to my friend and everyone that being confuse about your guy and try to understand him more Just wanna cheer up only lol do not think to much hehe =) Anyway Do u think this is truth? And Which subject you r? LOL

FLOOR TILES

** Once you lay them....You can walk all over them

I'm a Mini Skirt......LOL

yep right

Especially this one. Hi Hi Hi

BANK ACCOUNTS

**without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. ...

Miss u N' Anny jaaaaa

Hope to see u in Chat room but i have to kill a psycho guy first

Sprite: LOL think so ka I think they r like a cockroach always wanna creep up your legs ^-^

Cerberus I know you r a mini skirt lol u like that position don't u?

bCool I miss you too ka and i agree with u eiei

LAVA LAMPS **fun to look at it but not all that bright. ...

I like that type of guy sometime.. just for a change.. lolz

Like a Doctor, Trying to cure this disease we call women!!!!

Fisherman

They brag about the ones that got away and complain about the ones they caught .

hahahaha....i laugh, but yet it's true lol...thank you!!

men are like...

their UNDERWEAR : they want a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom

(carlo's interpretation of a jerry seinfeld statement)