Woman's Perfect Day8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses

8:30 Weigh-in….5 lbs lighter than yesterday

8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and fresh warm croissants; open presents-expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner

9:15 Soothing hot bath with Frangipani Bath Oil

10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer

10:30 Facial, manicure, make-up application, shampoo, condition and blow-wave

12:00 Lunch and perfectly chilled white wine with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe

12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained 22 lbs

1:00 Shopping with friends: Unlimited Credit

3:00 Nap

4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card from secret admirer

4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk - says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body

5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe

7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners

10:00 Hot shower- alone

10:50 Carried to bed with freshly ironed, crisp, white linens

11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling but no sex

11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong armsMan’s Perfect Day6:00 Alarm

6:15 Blow-job

6:30 Massive, satisfying **** while reading the Sports section

7:00 Breakfast - steak and eggs, coffee and toast — all cooked by buxom wench who bends over a lot

7:30 Limo arrives

7:45 Several beers en route to airport

9:15 Private Lear jet flight

9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow-job en route)

9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)

11:45 Lunch - steak and lobster, three beers and bottle of Dom Peringon

12:15 Blow-job

12:30 Play back nine (4 under)

2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)

2:30 Fly to Bahamas

3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot

4:30 Land world-record Marlin (1,234 lbs) on light tackle

5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle Macpherson

6:45 ****, shower and shave

7:00 Watch news - Michael Jackson assassinated

7:30 Dinner - lobster appetizers, Dom Peringon (1953), big juicy mouth-watering tender steak followed by ice cream served on big pair of ****

9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies

11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and cleansing cold beer

11:30 Night-cap and blow-job

11:45 In bed…….alone

11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note four times and forces dog to leave room

11:51 Laugh self to sleep

Thats to many BJ's for me Gav,gotta go a bit lighter than that,lol

Yes my Chivas was good last night also,and my internet chat with Fe.

But that bottle is calling my name again today-later!

Have a great Sunday Gav.

Well done but to many BJ's!.

That day is just a little too busy for me. LOL!

Hmmmmmmmmmm I like woman perfect day

Very perfect life but Bj to time?huh? Heh heh

lol . . .

very funny gav!!

love the 22 second fart

one problem can you fit some more blow jobs in there???

All true - and I guess the woman must be married...goes to sleep with "her man" but no sex...! Haha!

WHAT A LIFE LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!