Ladie's

& Gent's (If you so wish to apply)

Fill in the attached form and I shall take ALL in to serious consideration.....

This is intended as a joke, to see who can come up with the most original answer's... come on lets just have a laugh or raise some smile's without getting all serious....

Girlfriend Application.

Name:

Age:

Sex:

Statistics: - (Attach photo here)

Qualifications:

Employment History:

Hobbies & Interests:

Closing Note's:

Responses Here.. Just remembered I can not post on Journal's because of work computer system, so i will have to add them here... sorry.!

Liebe: When ou comeplete your application form let me know Ill be first to apply

Bigkus: If you dont ask you dont get, but applications are limited to girlfriends at the moment, when i become a property tycoon i will let you know. and cheers for confirming Oh - does that make you here reference?

Samm: Employment History should cover the past partners etc etc... And Hobbies and interest should be where they add the hand cuff's and stockings bits and pieces - tahts a hint for successful application girls

Imback: Oh...... If i was a ricth guy I would seriously consider it But im a bit worried about you gamblign at poker ALL IN.!

Milkbiscuit: application is open to anyone.... hmmmm..... multi tasking and holding position, i think that may just be to your advantage

Cherryberry: ill need to get you to classify Chubby. I think I may just slip in to that category... but unfortunately just got my eyes laserred. Glasses were put in the rubbish. I could get a fake pair

Uglydoll: Jay i thought we already had your application approved? Youve been moved to the Interview process leaw ... lol...

Emokitty: I have the perfect man for you..... My dad is coverred in tattoos and was in the army he is free and available to a good home... lol..

Ngario: Thanks, we need video evidence

Unny: sometimes F sometimes M ..... interesting... any particular times or days?

i'd like to finish my official boyfriend application real soon too

Can i apply to your err.. property & financial management helper instead ? Im lower qualified for a position you looking for.. ;-)

your application is NOT complete!!

i would like to add :

history on partners who when and how long (any cheating) ?

history on sexual activity ?

history on any stds or infections ?

history on finance ?

likes and dislikes

hypothetical situations...such as, if i BITE your nipple off would you slap me?

preferences on me... hairy, fat etc

even if they are dishonest at least i have reference to go back on. ya dig?!!!

All information of imback above is confirmed !

For your kind consideration

:-)

Name: Cherry Berry

Age: 29

Sex: female

Statistics: - (see my profile)

Qualifications: perfect

Employment History: working for an intl company

Hobbies & Interests: leaving on a jet plane with my hat and canon in D major

Closing Note's: i like chuby men (with glasses is a plus)

thanks for your time and considersation.

best regards,

Cherry Berry

ME! ME! ..can we skip the application form,and do the shortcut instead? lol

call me for an interview then i can clarify Chubby

Name: Emma V

Age: 23

Sex: gaylish

Statistics: <-----------

Qualifications: more to love!

Employment History: carnival cruise line, Suicide girls, clothes line's owner...

Hobbies & Interests: hello kitty, travel, inked, sleep, good food, cosmopolitan < drinks >,

Closing Note' : errrrrrrrrrr i cant come up with it yet.... also i like men with tattoos and it would be nice if he is in the military >>>> lol yeahh yeahh, there is always something about men in uniform.... >.<

ah interesting lol

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Posted by Milk_Biscuit [ 29 December 2008 | 1:23PM ]

can i apply also? i can handle many positions at the same time

nah..kidding i mean multifunctional tasks ooh what? what im talking bout?

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@ Milk_Biscuit >>> since u got that book "How to be a great LOVER" right?? lol

haha I know ur secret!

Girlfriend Application.

Name:...hic

Age:less

Sex: Definately male (got one of those things hangining off my stomach)

Statistics: - (Attach photo here)...I'll sober up first.....done movies....does that count?

Qualifications:Life....

Employment History: Side kick....

Hobbies & Interests: Fragiles.....good looking trees....

Closing Note's: It' Sunday morning.....

Girlfriend Application.

Name: UNNY

Age:25

Sex: sometime F sometime M

Qualifications: Perfect!!!

Employment History:None

Hobbies & Interests: manything

Closing Note's: Im Hot.

errrr!! he is a lil too old for me i am afraid lol i am -5 or +5.... younger or older than that is out of question lol