DOs :

Do exercise lots before your first date, he enjoys walking everywhere at 15km an hour.

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Do get rid of that whitening lotion, he loves you dark and crispy.

(¶éҤسà»ç¹¤¹·ÕèªÃºãªé Whitening lotion ºÓÃا¼ÔÇ ÊÔ觷Õè¤Ø³¤Ç÷Ó ¤×à â¹Ãѹ·Ôé§àÊÕ à¾ÃÒÃà¢Ò¨ÃªÃºÃÃä÷Õè´Óæ äËÃéæ à¡ÃÕÂÃæ áÅáÃúæ. )

Do teach him about Thai traditions before you take him to meet your family, you don't need to look silly too.

(¤Ø³¤ÇÃÊù»ÃÃླÕä·ÂãËé¡Ñºà¢Ò ¡èù·Õè¤Ø³¨Ã¾Òà¤éÒä»ÃÙé¨Ñ¡¡Ñº¤Ãú¤ÃÑǢç¤Ø³ à¾ÃÒÃäÃèàªè¹¹Ñé¹ ¤Ø³ÃÒ¨¨ÃµéçÃÒ ¶éÒà¤éÒÃÂÒ¡·Ñ¡·Ò¡ѺáÃè¢Ã§¤Ø³´éÇ¡ÒèØþԵ. )

Do fondle him and tell him you love him 50 times day, he loves to be smooched.

(¤Ø³¤ÇèÃáÊ´§¤ÇÒÃÃÑ¡¡Ñºà¢ÒºèÃÂæ ´éÇ¡Òà ¡Ã´ ¨Ùº ÇѹÅûÃÃÃÒ³ 50 ¤ÃÑé§ à¾ÃÒÃäÃèàªè¹¹Ñé¹à¢Ò¨Ã¤Ô´ÇèҤسäÃèÃÑ¡à¢Ò. )

Do get used to his bargaining power, he hates feeling as if he got ripped off.

(¤Ø³¤Ç÷ӵÑÇãËéªÔ¹ àÇÅÒ·Õèà¢Ò仵èÃÃçÃÒ¤ÒÊÔ¹¤éÒ à¾ÃÒÃà¢Ò¨Ãà¡ÅÕ´ÃÒ¡ ¶éÒà¢Ò¶Ù¡â¡è§ÃÒ¤ÒËÃ×ö١àÃÒà»ÃÕº. )

Do pretend you enjoy riding a tuk-tuk, he loves the thrills and spills.

(¤Ø³¤Ç÷ӵÑÇàËÃ×ùÇèҤسªÃº¹Ñè§Ã¶µØê¡æ ·Ñé§æ ·Õè㨢ç¤Ø³ÃÂÒ¡¨Ã¹Ñè§Ã¶àºç¹«ì¡çµÒà à¾ÃÒÃà¢ÒªÃº·Õè¨Ãà´Ô¹·Ò§ä»ä˹ÃÒä˹´éǾÒ˹÷ÕèºéÒ¹àÃ×ç¢Ã§à¢ÒäÃèÃÕ. )

Do get suspicious of his weekend trips to Pattaya with his buddies, you don't need him picking up any nasty diseases.

(¤Ø³¤ÇÃËÑ´à»ç¹¤¹¢ÕéʧÊÑ ¶éÒà¢ÒªÃºä»à·ÕèÂÇ·Õè¾Ñ·ÂÒºèÃÂæ à¾ÃÒÃäÃèàªè¹¹Ñ鹤سÃÒ¨¨ÃµÔ´âäÃéÒÂâ´ÂäÃèÃÙéµÑÇ. )

Do check up if he spends more time in his home country than with you, you don't need to find out later he has been deceiving two girls.

(¤Ø³¤ÇèéÒ§¹Ñ¡Ê׺ ¶éҤسÃÙéÊÖ¡¼Ô´Êѧࡵ·Õèà¤éҪú·Õè¨ÃÃÂÙèàÃ×ç¹Ã¡ÃÒ¡¡ÇèÒÃÂÙèàÃ×çä·Â ¶éҤسäÃèÃÂÒ¡¶Ù¡ËÅáÅǧ àÃ×èÃà¤éÒ¤º¼ÙéË­Ô§ 2 ¤¹ ¾ÃéÃÃæ¡Ñ¹ ã¹àÇÅÒà´ÕÂÇ. )

Do keep up with the news, he fancies his girl to have ?a bitta brain?

(¤Ø³¤ÇÃËÑ´à»ç¹¤¹·ÕèªÃºÃèÒ¹¢èÒÇÊÒÃÃÒ¡æ ËÃ×à ÈÖ¡ÉÒËÒ¤ÇÒÃÃÙéÃÂÙèàÊÃà à¾ÃÒÃäÃèàªè¹¹Ñé¹ à¢ÒÃÒ¨¨ÃÃçÇèҤسà»ç¹¤¹«×èúÕéÃ. )

Do get out your purse at times, you don?t want him thinking you only like him for his bank book.

(¤Ø³¤ÇÃÃÙé¨Ñ¡¡ÒÃà»Ô´¡ÃÃà»ëÒʵҧ¤ìµÑÇàç¨èÒºéÒ§ à¾×è÷ÕèáÊ´§ãËéà¢ÒàËç¹ÇèҤسäÃèä´éʹã¨áµèà§Ô¹ã¹¡ÃÃà»ëҢçà¢Ò. )

But, do, if you want a new handbag out of him, just tell him how handsome he his.

(áµè¶éҤسÃÂÒ¡¨Ãä´éÃÃäèҡà¢Ò àªè¹ ¡ÃÃà»ëÒʵҧ¤ìãºãËÃè ¤Ø³¤Ç÷Õè¨Ã¾Ù´¡Ñºà¢ÒÇèÒ ?Darling you are so handsome!?. )

And, do, if you want anything whatsoever out of him, just tell him how superior he is to all Thai guys, he enjoys living in a world of his own.

(áÅöéҤسÃÂÒ¡¨Ãä´éÃÃäèҡà¢Ò ÂÔ觡ÇèÒ¡ÃÃà»ëÒãºãËÃèÅÃ¡ç ¤Ø³¤Çþٴà»ÃÕºà·Õº¤ÇÒôբçà¢Ò¡ÑºªÒÂä·Â ÇèÒà¢Ò´Õ¡ÇèÒãËéÃÒ¡æ. )

DON?Ts :

Don?t bother teaching him Thai, you don?t want him running off with the pretty young girl next door.

(¤Ø³äÃè¤ÇÃÊùÀÒÉÒä·ÂãËé¡Ñºà¢Ò ¶éҤسäÃèÃÂÒ¡ãËéà¢Ò˹Õ仡ѺÊÒÇÊÇÂæ ¢éÒ§ºéÒ¹. )

Don?t go sticking food in his mouth for him, he wants you to know he has hands of his own.

(¤Ø³ÃÂèÒ¾ÂÒÂÒÃÂÑ´ÃÒËÒÃãÊèã¹»Ò¡¢Ã§à¢Ò à¾ÃÒÃà¢Ò¤Ô´ÇèÒ à¢Ò¡çÃÕÃ×ÃàËÃ×ù¡Ñ¹. )

Don?t even bother arguing with him, he can argue with a dentist about the state of his grimey teeth.

(¤Ø³äÃè¤ÇÃà¶Õ§¡Ñºà¢Òã¹·Ø¡æ àÃ×èç à¾ÃÒÃáÃéáµèËÃÿѹ¡Ñº¿Ñ¹¢Ã§à¢Ò à¢ÒÂѧà¶Õ§ä´é. )

Don?t complain about his lack of showering, he has enjoyed his twice-a-week bath since he was a baby.

(¤Ø³äÃè¤Çúè¹ËÃ×ÃÇèÒà¢Ò·ÕèäÃèªÃºÃÒº¹éÓ à¾ÃÒÃà¢Ò¨ÃªÃºÃÒº¹éÓÃÒ·ÔµÂìÅà 2 ¤ÃÑé§ÃÒµÑé§áµèà¡Ô´. )

Don?t go eating any smelly fruits or fish when he is around, you don?t need the poor guy standing outside in the rain.

(¤Ø³äÃè¤Ç÷ҹÃÒËÒ÷Õè¤èù¢éÒ§ÃÕ¡ÅÔè¹áçæ àªè¹ »ÅÒÃéÒ,·ØàÃÕ¹ ¶éҤسʧÊÒÃà¢ÒáÅÃäÃèÃÂÒ¡ãËéà¢Òµéç˹ÕÃáä»à»Õ¡½¹¹Ã¡ºéÒ¹. )

Don?t yet listen to any of his ?I have this? and ?I have that?, seeing is believing.

(¤Ø³äÃè¤ÇÃàª×èÃÊÔ觷Õèà¢ÒªÃº¾Ù´ÇèÒ ÃÕ¹Ñè¹ ÃÕ¹Õè ÃÒ¡ÃÒ ¨¹¡ÇèҤس¨ÃàËç¹´éǵҵ¹àç. )

Don?t tell him off for shouting at the bus conductress, or he will presume you are only ?siding? with her just because she?s a Thai too.

(¤Ø³äÃè¤ÇõèÃÇèÒà¢Ò ¶éÒà¢Òä»âµéà¶Õ§¡Ñº¡ÃÃà»ëÒöàÃÅì ËÃ×à ¾¹Ñ¡§Ò¹¢Ò à¾ÃÒÃà¢Ò¨Ã¤Ô´ÇèҤسà¢éÒ¢éÒ§¤¹ä·Â´éÇ¡ѹ. )

Don?t presume he is a drug-addicted psycho just cause he bites his nails, his mom bites hers too.

(¤Ø³ÃÂèÒ¤Ô´ÇèÒà¢Òà»ç¹¾Ç¡àʾÂÒËÃ×þǡÃջѭËÒ ¶éҤسàËç¹à¢ÒªÃº·Õè¨Ã¡Ñ´àÅçº à¾ÃÒÃáÃéáµèáÃè¢Ã§à¢Ò¡ç¡Ñ´àÅçºàªè¹¡Ñ¹. )

Don?t bore him by wanting to stay at home every evening, he loves ?showing you off? in bars and discos.

(¤Ø³äÃè¤ÇÃáÊ´§ÃÒ¡ÒÃàº×èÃãËéà¢ÒÃÙé ã¹àÇÅÒ·Õèà¢Ò¨Ã¾Ò¤Ø³Ãáä»à·ÕèÂÇâªÇìã¤ÃµèÃã¤Ã µÒÃʶҹ·ÕèºÑ¹à·Ô§µèÒ§æ à¾ÃÒùÑé¹à»ç¹ÇѲ¹¸ÃÃâçà¢Ò. )

Don?t bore him with complaints about his beer consumption, he will only tell you its his life and not yours.

(¤Ø³äÃè¤Çúè¹à¢Òã¹àÃ×èç¡Òô×èÃàºÕÂÃì à¾ÃÒÃà¢Ò¨Ã¤Ô´ÇèҤسÅÃàÃÔ´ÊÔ·¸ÔÊèǹºØ¤¤Å. )

Don?t presume he doesn?t love you just cause he goes out with his male friends and doesn?t invite you, just call up your friends and do the same thing.

(¤Ø³äÃè¤Çúè¹ËÃ×ùéÃÂ㨤ԴÇèÒà¢ÒäÃèÃÑ¡¤Ø³ ¶éÒà¢Ò¨ÃÃáä»à·ÕèÂǡѺà¾×èù¼ÙéªÒ¹Ã¡ºéÒ¹â´Â·ÕèäÃèªÇ¹¤Ø³ä»´éÇ à¾ÃÒùÑ鹤×ÃÇѲ¹¸ÃÃâçà¢Ò ã¹·Ò§¡ÅѺ¡Ñ¹¤Ø³ ¤Ç÷ӵÑÇàËÃ×ù¼ÙéË­Ô§½ÃÑè§ ¤×à ¤Ø³¤Çêǹà¾×èù¼ÙéË­Ô§¢Ã§¤Ø³Ãáä»à·ÕèÂÇ¢éÒ§¹Ã¡ºéÒ§ â´Â·ÕèäÃèµéçªÇ¹à¢Òä». )

Don't complain too much about his dinner table manners, he is proud of his monkey eating-style habits.

(¤Ø³äÃè¤Çúè¹à¢ÒàÃ×èçÃÒÃÂҷ㹡Ò÷ҹÃÒËÒÃà¾ÃÒÃà¢ÒÀÙÃÃÒ¡·Õèà¢Ò¡Ô¹¤ÅéÒ¡ѺÅÔ§. )

And finally, don?t go inviting the whole of your family, your neighbours and the temple dogs into his house, he loves a bit of privacy.

(áÅÃÊÔè§ÊØ´·éÒ ¤×à ¤Ø³äÃè¤ÇêǹªÒǺéÒ¹ ËÃ×à à¾×èù¢éÒ§ºéÒ¹ à¢éÒÃÒà·ÕèÂÇ㹺éÒ¹ºèÃÂæà¾ÃÒÃà¢Ò¤èù¢éÒ§¨ÃªÃº¤ÇÒÃà»ç¹ÊèǹµÑÇÊÙ§. )

yes i think...

hahaha

that was a different one

this one is semi accurate common sense

Do let him shag you on the first date.

Do cook him breakfast the next day.

Do not expect him to be you boyfriend after this act.

i agree 100% about ....not use whitening cream

re # 1 - We dont walk fast, asian people walk slow. I learned this to be especially true with the chinese when i was working in Hong Kong. There were moments i wanted to pick them up and throw them in front of an oncoming bus.

Obviously I would never go through with such a manouvre but it didnt stop me thinking it!!

Looks like the perfect manual for a bar girl selfpretending not to be a bar girl, when dating desperate farang

selfpretending not to be desperate and clueless about life

For the record;

15 km/h is called running, not walking¨

farang like girls crispy?????

Telling him is handsome wont get you a new handbag... maybe better ask him for a new handbag

I grew up taking shower "at least" once a day.... and I bet I'm not the only one

"he is proud of his monkey eating-style habits" ... unfair: table manners are different in our countries...

Just passed this link onto a girl who will find it useful

yes i think that good idae na ka

I have to had one thing here...

The thai text is well written and clear, and the translation, even if in some part a little colorfull, is perfect (as far as I can say)... a good exercise for the one who tries to learn thai (despite the first point of the "DONTS" list)

Sour grapes, perhaps?

SO that's why my Thai gf would not teach me Thai. Pity she did not follow the rule about telling me how handsome I am each day.

Rule is there is "no rule". Just be yourself because when you're trying then one day if you stop, it'll be over anyway. When it's matched then it's matched when it's right then it's right.

Is this from a forward email?