Rules of farting

He who observed it served it.

He who first detected it ejected it.

He who said the rhyme did the crime.

Whoever blamed it flamed it.

Whoever spoke last set off the blast.

Whoever rhymed it grimed it.

Whoever denied it supplied it.

He who smelt it dealt it.

The next person who speaks is the person who reeks. 

I must answer this quickly..im in a hurry..the visual smell in this journal is unbearable..gotta go...great post bye,bye,bye,bye...

there are also categories of farting like the complainin fart the angry one etc lol as there are categories for sh**ting for example the dissapointin **** where u go to the toilet and after u sit down u realise it was just small farts lmao.also the surprise **** where u think its just fartin but then u get the surprise lol

I am back again..I will say this really fast because the visual smell still exists. the first rule should be the art of the fart... one should let one go real easy like with no sound... without anyone knowing that you did it.. I guess that would be the ninja fart ) or in street lingo terms 'the fart of the ninja'...

GoodKarma - Hey....!!! why did you leave your stink behind?.... that's why you be in a hurry heh?!

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"where u go to the toilet and after u sit down u realise it was just small farts" - That's alway upset me.

"the surprise **** where u think its just fartin but then u get the surprise" - That's worse.

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No makamkaw there seems to be some kind of smokey substance coming out of the pictures rear end that can't be good

It appears that its gonna blow up sometime soon ) like I said in the first message great post...gotta go...bye,bye

LOL...thanks for sharing

Hmm my boss ever did in big big meeting of 5 star hotel ..hhihihi shame on him