Murphy's law states: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong." I never had a slice of bread, particularly large and wide,That did not fall upon the floor, and always on the buttered side... How to avoid Murphy's law: 

That works fine until the kitty decides to lick the butter of the toast, sending the little kitty crashing down to earth. Silly cat....

there is an easier way to fly;

simply throw yourself at the ground and miss...

And don't forget that: The probability of something occurring is inversely proportional to the desirability.

I always as a kid thought that was way cool how a cat when you dropped it would always seem to land on it's feet -- and I love buttered toast too -- as a kid used to spin in circles too and then try to walk in a straight line --where am i going with this? actually no where -- just having a flashback is all ) -- cool journal hayko

Iain - PLAGIARISM - Douglas Adams, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy!!! Lucky for you he's now late - as in "the late Douglas Adams" (that too is a quote from the same source)