I start work tonight - at 18:41 (6.41pm GMT). Going to be taking hoime the lovely people of London, wonder what can go wrong tonight... How many sleepers will I find on my train when I just to the final station!!

Anyone want to make any bets??

Well, no bets for me. Our subway system tends to treat homeless like they're viruses, they are human beings who have had misfortune, most of them anyway. Best of luck with the job.

They all can sleep but you cant.....