The Suppository
During my four day hospital stay last weekend many strange and bizarre things happened to me, but the one that makes me smile the most is this:
Going into my final day I complained to the doctor that I was constipated (couldn't take a sh*t) and asked him for a glycerine suppository.
Definition of suppository: A small plug of medication designed for insertion into the rectum or vagina where it melts.
The doctor agreed.
After a couple of hours one of the cute nurses came to my room with a tiny plastic bag containing this small, torpedo shaped object.
"Ohhhhhh...", she said to me, "let me help you with this!!!"
We both laughed so hard that it didn't materialize into anything, but I still wonder if she was serious!!!
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