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Got my PORN back!


haiku_newyork

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Finally after over four months of waiting, The United States Customs (Nazi Police) returned my 147 Porno DVD's

On September 20th of last year I was returning to the U.S. for a couple weeks before starting my new job in Seoul, Korea. Thats when the ******* assholes stole my entire porn collection at O'Hare International Airport. They went through my **** and found my Porno's and said they were taking them all to examine them for possible Child Pornography, what the ****! This bullshit is the excuss of BUSH'S 9/11 Nazi Police to do whatever they want to my Right's as a Citizen.

It was so funny because they were all woman Customs Agents going through my Naughty Porn. They were so freakin serious looking to!

Anyway, good thing they didn't find my Dildo and Vibrator....Hehehe...

America has become so anal these days! Well atleast I got everything back today finally, they must have had so much fun watching all that porn....

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Finally after over four months of waiting, The United States Customs (Nazi Police) returned my 147 Porno DVD's

On September 20th of last year I was returning to the U.S. for a couple weeks before starting my new job in Seoul, Korea. Thats when the ******* assholes stole my entire porn collection at O'Hare International Airport. They went through my **** and found my Porno's and said they were taking them all to examine them for possible Child Pornography, what the ****! This bullshit is the excuss of BUSH'S 9/11 Nazi Police to do whatever they want to my Right's as a Citizen.

It was so funny because they were all woman Customs Agents going through my Naughty Porn. They were so freakin serious looking to!

Anyway, good thing they didn't find my Dildo and Vibrator....Hehehe...

America has become so anal these days! Well atleast I got everything back today finally, they must have had so much fun watching all that porn....

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what you bitchin about????

only there will you get them back, other places not a chance.

all you had to do was jack off to memory for awhile. not forever. just THINK ABOUT IT.

you could have been working at the world trade center. be glad someone is looking, a**hole.

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Who you calling an a**hole 079293631, you fuckhead....

That's my whole point stupid, those Customs agents were ******* with my porn collection for over an hour, when they should have been looking for weapons or dangerous items. What the ****.... It's not like sex toys and porn ever hurt anybody....hehehe....

What is it now....Assult with a deadly Dildo...... NAZI FUCKERS....

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