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OOOOPS I DID IT AGAIN! ((II))


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I'm suppose to start working at 10 am...but...

About 11 am the landlord?s messenger boy came to drop off the receipt? All I remember is some male voice echoing, ?Excuse me?.. hello??.Misssss.... P?Krupppp!!!!?? And me, lying on the floor next to my computer with a towel around my body (instead of a blanket). Lifted my head up and said, Urrrrrmmm?(zZzz) Just put it on that table (ZzzZ)? And then I crawled into another room to sleep some more.

12:20 my staff woke me up saying I got a client at 12:30?. But ooops, he turned up early! It would take 15 minutes for my girl to wash his hair anyway, so I got a bit of a time to brush teeth and stuff. (Didn?t wash my face so I didn?t have to re-do the make up!)

Walked to my staff and all I said was, ?Urrrrr?.? And she started laughing like hell?.. Then over to my client, and I said?. Hey Grant? I?m still drunk!! ...Well, Grant started to look a little bit worried?(But not *THAT* worried?) He?s one of those who got his hair chopped of by his friend on one of those pissed nights after he cut his friend's tie into half anyway. Well, he?s gonna come to my birthday party for sure!

I don?t remember at all how and when I collapsed onto the floor. Went into the kitchen and found there?s about 2 shots of vodka left in the bottle (started off with left over whiskey and then 70% filled bottle of vodka.)

Came to the computer screen to try to figure out what my last words were. (Well, they were not really readable...) Some msn boxes still blinking! One from Mel saying, She knows it?s gonna be my BD soon, but doesn?t mean that she?s not allowed to ***** on her probs! Sorry ?Melly?.. I didn?t even see you were online!

Well, last night was fun (even though all I did was staying home chat msn and drink?) And I?m still laughing? Wish I remembered what I really did during the last half?. But I don?t!!

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I'm suppose to start working at 10 am...but...

About 11 am the landlord?s messenger boy came to drop off the receipt? All I remember is some male voice echoing, ?Excuse me?.. hello??.Misssss.... P?Krupppp!!!!?? And me, lying on the floor next to my computer with a towel around my body (instead of a blanket). Lifted my head up and said, Urrrrrmmm?(zZzz) Just put it on that table (ZzzZ)? And then I crawled into another room to sleep some more.

12:20 my staff woke me up saying I got a client at 12:30?. But ooops, he turned up early! It would take 15 minutes for my girl to wash his hair anyway, so I got a bit of a time to brush teeth and stuff. (Didn?t wash my face so I didn?t have to re-do the make up!)

Walked to my staff and all I said was, ?Urrrrr?.? And she started laughing like hell?.. Then over to my client, and I said?. Hey Grant? I?m still drunk!! ...Well, Grant started to look a little bit worried?(But not *THAT* worried?) He?s one of those who got his hair chopped of by his friend on one of those pissed nights after he cut his friend's tie into half anyway. Well, he?s gonna come to my birthday party for sure!

I don?t remember at all how and when I collapsed onto the floor. Went into the kitchen and found there?s about 2 shots of vodka left in the bottle (started off with left over whiskey and then 70% filled bottle of vodka.)

Came to the computer screen to try to figure out what my last words were. (Well, they were not really readable...) Some msn boxes still blinking! One from Mel saying, She knows it?s gonna be my BD soon, but doesn?t mean that she?s not allowed to ***** on her probs! Sorry ?Melly?.. I didn?t even see you were online!

Well, last night was fun (even though all I did was staying home chat msn and drink?) And I?m still laughing? Wish I remembered what I really did during the last half?. But I don?t!!

IIIIIII Love it!

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Slurms, it's only the part that u said you're the one man alive who doesn't fart ....but the **** just comes out of your mouth instead...

thats the verbal of truth i shall cherishly memorize forever!

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im glad i chatted to ya when u were half sober then ...u do talk absolte **** when your pissed :P

my best guess is that u spent most of the second half slumped on your desk being a spam head!

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how come i missed this journal???????? and as I got EGO once again.. so i have no problem with that webhost anymore.. :P

but errr ... as ur pc is not in the room anymore and u sleep next to ur pc... hahaha .. i think u were missing skaty or me somehow, sorry if we hurt ur heart by being away from u ... oh dont be too drunk (all alone) but as long as u drink at home.. i will forgive u to passed out on the floor like that .. ha ha ha

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