My weekend is ruined...RUIIIINED!!!! lol

Brings a whole new meaning to **** dancing ??????

for the Yanks;

When you're sliding into first

And your pants begin to burst

That's diarrhoea, diarrhoea

When you're sliding into two

And your pants are filled with goo

That's diarrhoea, diarrhoea

When you're sliding into third

And you feel a greasy turd

That's diarrhoea, diarrhoea

When you're sliding into home

And your pants are filled with foam

That's diarrhoea, diarrhoea

For everyone else;

You're getting in a state

cos' you've left it very late

diarrhoea diarrhoea

It comes out of your bum

like a bullet from a gun

diarrhoea diarrhoea

runs down your leg

like a scrambled egg

diarrhoea diarrhoea

It's not very funny

but it's very hot and runny

diarrhoea diarrhoea

Is that some new d'n'b Teddy? :-)

Funky_house: It was to show my definition of chart music these days....Its all diarrhoea! lol

hmm says its been deleted