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A Kiwi walks into the Surfers Paradise Centrelink office, goes up to
the counter to collect his dole money and says:
"Hi... you know, I just HATE drawing welfare.  I'd really rather have a
job."
The social worker behind the counter says: "Your timing is excellent.We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants achauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.You will
have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The kiwi, wide-eyed says, "You're bullsh*ttin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well ..... you started it."
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A Kiwi walks into the Surfers Paradise Centrelink office, goes up to
the counter to collect his dole money and says:
"Hi... you know, I just HATE drawing welfare.  I'd really rather have a
job."
The social worker behind the counter says: "Your timing is excellent.We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants achauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.You will
have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The kiwi, wide-eyed says, "You're bullsh*ttin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well ..... you started it."
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