A Letter to Dad

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the

bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an

envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.

It was addressed, "Dad."With the worst premonition, he opened the

envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because

I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is

so nice-even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle

clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and

Joan said that we will be very happy.

Even though you won't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in

the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of

my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with

her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday

I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving son, Jon

PS - Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tyler's house.

My report card is in my desk drawer. Just wanted to remind you that

there are worse things in life. Call me when it's safe to come home.

stay away son till the smoke clears, wow ballsie move hehehe

I should copy that letter in case I might wanna use it sometimes!

hope i wont have a son like this hehehe