Nice story !

[FrancoisP]

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate, because she never did it near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last fling before you commit yourself for life, just come up and have me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

And there standing outside, all clapping, was my future family! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better husband for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR

hehe, you will never know if this is true or not... 8)

[digitalcat]

i like it.

if it wasn't for the punch line I would believe you.

[pandorea]

and I was like.. WTF!!! until the puch line.

(I won't use my sister to test my husband honestly, maybe I will get a hooker to do that, but never my own sister)

[Stramash]

Hadn't heard this one since the 90's, but still funny.