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are jokes funny if they offend someone?  

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  1. 1. are jokes funny if they offend someone?

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Here is one which might raise an eyebrow.

There's this middle aged bird, just divorced, needs to regain a bit of her youth.

So she sticks her glad rags on and goes on the lash, 8 beers later in the Ritzy nightclub she's dancing with this tall and handsome black fella, you know the type, long neat dreds and a lovely pearly grin.

Any way, they start getting a bit sexy on the dance floor and as it's her first bloke for years dancing with her she gets a bit horney and takes a chance.

"Do you wanna come back to my place?" she whispers.

He flashes the grin and says yes.

They get back to hers and as soon a the door is closed she says "Oh please tell me and show me its true what they say about black men"

He replies "ok baby"

So he pulls out a knife, stabs her in the guts and nicks her money"

Yellow card???

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this one's for the Doc...

A Somalian arrives in England as a new immigrant. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says "Thank you Mr. Englishman for letting me into this country, giving me a house, money for food, free health care, free education and no taxes!"

The passer by says, "You are mistaken, I'm from Afghanistan!"

The man goes on and encounters another passer by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country, I love England!"

To which the person replies, "I'm not English, I'm Iraqi!"

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful England!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Pakistan, not England!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you English?" She says, "No, I am from India !"

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the English then?"

The Indian lady checks her watch and says "Probably at work"

:twisted:

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this one's for the Doc...

A Somalian arrives in England as a new immigrant. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says "Thank you Mr. Englishman for letting me into this country, giving me a house, money for food, free health care, free education and no taxes!"

The passer by says, "You are mistaken, I'm from Afghanistan!"

The man goes on and encounters another passer by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country, I love England!"

To which the person replies, "I'm not English, I'm Iraqi!"

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful England!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Pakistan, not England!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you English?" She says, "No, I am from India !"

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the English then?"

The Indian lady checks her watch and says "Probably at work"

:twisted:

Such confused conversations happen daily in Birmingham

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