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. i only pee on things to mark territory, and um... um...

i'll just go now.

so the yellow tint in your condo comes not from cigarette smore....

i am sure that the rustling sound of crispy rendered bedsheets is relaxing.

:)

The downside is that you have 20 barking dogs outside your condo at night.

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. i only pee on things to mark territory, and um... um...

i'll just go now.

so the yellow tint in your condo comes not from cigarette smore....

i am sure that the rustling sound of crispy rendered bedsheets is relaxing.

:)

The downside is that you have 20 barking dogs outside your condo at night.

nah i don't have to mark my condo. just a 3 block perimeter outside it.

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A nine-life-creature = cat

I used to save a cat fell down between the ladder gab, he only had a leg broken. And got better after getting penicilin injection. Phew...!

And twice 3some orphaned kittens, their mom killed by dog (Damn!) one nite.

In the early morning they all cried with hungry so I became their mother in law. :P Accidentally but it made me luv meawwww.....

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And twice 3some orphaned kittens

..Lucky kittens....I bet they never forgot that.........

..Kittens are ok....i just don't think cats have any respect

cats are actually very respectful, but they can smell low sel-esteem. then, all bets are off.

...What's that then....some muscle building protien shake??

..I think it's called "Sel-Esteem Low" in England.....

...men use it to build themselves up to make them more attractive.

....Obviously cats don't like men who try to be something they are not, with their marvellous senses they can smell the false muscles growing and they are out the door looking for a new fool to feed them...

...ne'cest pas?

Is there any need for protein shakes? Or are we just lazy?

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....Obviously cats don't like men who try to be something they are not, with their marvellous senses they can smell the false muscles growing and they are out the door looking for a new fool to feed them...

...ne'cest pas?

yeah i think any cat with any sense would ditch a pretentious fop who can blather on for half a page over a typo. no wonder you don't like cats.

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....Obviously cats don't like men who try to be something they are not, with their marvellous senses they can smell the false muscles growing and they are out the door looking for a new fool to feed them...

...ne'cest pas?

yeah i think any cat with any sense would ditch a pretentious fop who can blather on for half a page over a typo. no wonder you don't like cats.

....Meeaow!!....retract those claws Zeusabella, somebody's going to get scratched!!!

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....Obviously cats don't like men who try to be something they are not, with their marvellous senses they can smell the false muscles growing and they are out the door looking for a new fool to feed them...

...ne'cest pas?

yeah i think any cat with any sense would ditch a pretentious fop who can blather on for half a page over a typo. no wonder you don't like cats.

....Meeaow!!....retract those claws Zeusabella, somebody's going to get scratched!!!

...79

ah my e-stalker's back. wooonderful :roll:

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