STB Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Hi guys/dolls, Was packing for a holliday to South Africa (no, not Thailand this time, after four times in a row I'm visiting another continent), found a t-shirt my mum bought me last year in Kanchanaburi, in a small store on first road. It's got a sick buffalo letter on the back, this one's got it all Dear Falang I write letter to you. Have you tell you now have big problem at my home Nakon Nowhere. Buffalo sick and cannot get rice from field. My father need 3,000 baht for medicine to make buffalo good again. My brother me fall down well for water and he break leg, cannot help my father same. Need 5,000 baht for borrow good man help my father. Now my mother stay hospital and my baby also, both have denge fever from drink water no good after my brother fall down well. Grandmother have motorbike accident, hit four chicken in road, but chicken fled scene, so have no one pay for her in hospital next my bed my mother and baby , want 4,000 baht her. Sister in monkey house for making sex show in Bangkok have to pay 200 baht everyday for food she, but police say no problem give 20,000 baht sister can go free. Young brother go hospital to cut for be ladyboy need 10,000 baht for operation. I think easy if you send 100,000 baht to me, can send my bank at Mangdar Bank. Now you stay your country, I now that I stay with you only one night, but you number one man form all 35 I go with last month. Now I know it you I love to much and think of you every day I go room after disco. I not work same bar before--now have new job Kanchanaburi River Kwai Road at Bird Watchers Bar, boss there have good heart and good man, have lots of pretty girls everyday and bar very good fun. P.S. Please to send photo I can remember which one you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haiku_newyork Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Oh my god, that is some really funny ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CocoaBrotha Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Oh yeah!, that's a classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baboe Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Dear chuck: I love you and miss you too much. Now I have problem.I tell you before my buffalo was sick. Now it die. Fall down in middle of rice field. When it fall, it land on papa and break his leg in three places. Now he can not work. Brother me make stretcher from bambo she take from roof of house. Then roof fall and rain get in house. Moma take papa to hospital on motorcycle. She have accident coming home. Run into police car. Brother me to blame. Police say we have to pay big money. Motorcycle ok. Police car kaput. Moma now have heart poblem. Doctor say she need triple by-pass. I not understand what is. He say you understand. Up to now I only work cashier in bar and not go with man. I wait for yopu to come back pattaya. If you will help me I have to go with many many many manymany man to pay bills. The old people in my village think that it is all your fault. If you send money to buy medicine for sick buffalo when I ask then it not die. Papa not break leg.house still have roof mama not run in police car Mama not have heart problem. Please send 200,000 baht for my bank account. Papa fix 10,000 new roof:30,000 fix police car:100,000 mama fix. I takeoff 2,000 baht for sell buffalo meat but have to pay more hospital bill for 24 people have problem eat bad meat-12,000. I not know money usa but friend say it is about 41.54 baht. This mean you send me 15,000 usa. Little bit mone for important man like you. I love you too much you sexy man. Da Letter no 2 Dear Chuck : I have not get leter back from you . Plese write back. I tell you about acident before. Now family rent money already from friend police man but have to pay back and when pay back we have to pay back more than rent. I dont understand they say you understand. Moma stay hospital now. By-pass operation finit . I tell roof fell down after have rat to much come in house Papa can not walk becouse Buffalo fell on him, My brother go take rat poisen for kill rat in house him go take rat poisen and when him go back him fell in water for shrimp farm whit poisen. All shrimp now dead. Owner wery wery wery angry Brother. Brother afraid and run away hide . Owner take police come our house , same police moma crash motocykle into .Police and owner shrimpfarm good friends . We have to pay shrimpfarm big money. We not have money . Brother go to Monkey home. Now I work bar no go whit man but one man want to marry me. I say I have men I wait for you. I have to stop work and go take care of moma and papa but what can I do ? I no have money . my boss in bar give me money for buss go home. Shrimp farm owner want 340 000 bath for brother fell whit poisen. We rent 200 000 already but have to pay back 300 000. Everyting togeter is 640 000 bath. Please help us and send money. If pay back my brother can come out from monkey home and take care of family and I can work again wait for you my sexy man. Somebody tell me Dollar go down and if you good ideea you send money now if wait you lose. I don?t understand but they say you understand. Please send 22 000 Dollar to my bank. I don?t know why this happen . Everything start when buffalo you by for us start sick. Love you very much. Da. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackyB Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 baboe you really have too much free time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baboe Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 baboe you really have too much free time. Believe me... Yesterday I left home at 7am and came home next day at 4am. In between I was 2 times 30 mins in my apartment (or behind a computer). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dekka Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Hilarious!! Ha Ha What else is their to say They certainly cover all angles. Yes this does happen.Scares me to death Ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dekka Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Baboe yours was the best. I forgot mention it or give you credit. I think I am going to post it to my Brother.seeya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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