Miyavi Posted December 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2007 ....having my humour assesed by someone from Germany...is in itself humourous... ahaha yes geroge, ahaha, you are sooooooooooooooooo funny! not your way of discussion is so constructive that you resolve to this kind of jokes. already. Dude, i come from germany but i am hardly a german. Face it, you may have some buddies on the board but the majority will agree with me in the fact that 98% of the crap you write is not funny and hardly makes sense at all. at first i never wanted to respond to your almost artistic remarks... i thought u were retarded. then i realized you try to act important and funny, giving your words more weight with all the dashes and empty lines. You might as well type with caps on if you are afraid some could miss your words. Maybe we can meet halfway, you could tell me what actor or comedian you try to mimic, what movie inspired your brain to act like that so i can try to imagine that persons face next to your writing.... could be amusing... maybe some Antony Hopkins with that twinkling eye and the heh after each sentence. i am not joking, i seriously try to understand you. You are one of the weirdest people i have seen in a while on internet... I am sorry really. Have a Cookie. ........... ..................... ... ....... .... ..79 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_George Posted December 2, 2007 Report Share Posted December 2, 2007 ahaha yes geroge, ahaha, you are sooooooooooooooooo funny! not your way of discussion is so constructive that you resolve to this kind of jokes. already. Dude, i come from germany but i am hardly a german. Face it, you may have some buddies on the board but the majority will agree with me in the fact that 98% of the crap you write is not funny and hardly makes sense at all. at first i never wanted to respond to your almost artistic remarks... i thought u were retarded. then i realized you try to act important and funny, giving your words more weight with all the dashes and empty lines. You might as well type with caps on if you are afraid some could miss your words. Maybe we can meet halfway, you could tell me what actor or comedian you try to mimic, what movie inspired your brain to act like that so i can try to imagine that persons face next to your writing.... could be amusing... maybe some Antony Hopkins with that twinkling eye and the heh after each sentence. i am not joking, i seriously try to understand you. You are one of the weirdest people i have seen in a while on internet... ...That's the best compliment I have ever received. I really mean that. To spend so much time writing about your opinion of me is nothing short of "obsessive"...you are my first internet stalker, a day to remember. Please try and keep your biographical fascinations to the occasional vote or PM though please Miyavi...... ...and if you come from Germany, yes you are German. Despite what the voices tell you. ...and you don't have to tell me you're not joking, I know you're not joking....you're German, you can't...it's not in your genetic makeup. ..79 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_George Posted December 2, 2007 Report Share Posted December 2, 2007 ...This reminds me of being back at school ..79 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyavi Posted December 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2007 yes i figured that people need some gene mutation to understand your jokes. That makes you rare, not many people worldwide have those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyboy Posted December 3, 2007 Report Share Posted December 3, 2007 ....."If there's no toilet paper in the men's room....use the bloody hose" ..79 NEVER ! Next you will be saying the squat toilet is ok..........heathen....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_George Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 ....."If there's no toilet paper in the men's room....use the bloody hose" ..79 NEVER ! Next you will be saying the squat toilet is ok..........heathen....... ...No the squat toilet is never OK Danny!!!...........but what do you suggest you should do if you've just noticed that there's no bog roll and you've already left on the midnight train to Georgia? ...scream for help and hope somebody comes to your aid? ...Asking for favours in a men's toilet is not a habit you want to get into.. ...Or be a man and use the hose?... ..I choose dignity ....79 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardo Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 use your hand...well...sleeve... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyphil247 Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 but what do you suggest you should do if you've just noticed that there's no bog roll and you've already left on the midnight train to Georgia?...scream for help and hope somebody comes to your aid? ...Asking for favours in a men's toilet is not a habit you want to get into.. ...Or be a man and use the hose?... ..I choose dignity ....79 Its happened to me before . Easy solution ; I used my underpants then dumped them in the bin on my way out . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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