Marla Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 I hear them everywhere and for different reasons - whether they're being said between friends trying to get favors, or boys trying to pick up girls or vise versa. Some lines are cheesy and funny, some are just plain cheesy - blatantly untrue and oh-so-corny. But still, they do make us laugh. I've heard so many cheesy lines but the only one I remember off the top of my head is when I was working and a guy suddenly said, "Am I a bad shooter? Because I keep on missing you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomaswd Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Nice knees?Now get on them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomaswd Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Nice toilet?Can I flush it?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Gay guy: Hey Handsome you want to come home with me tonight? Me: No thanks I'm not really into guys. Gay guy: Well you just haven't tried me yet... ... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drlovelife8 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Pakwaan time!!! When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together. How was heaven when you left? Is your dad an alien because there is nothing else like you in this world! Do you believe in helping the homeless? [if yes] Take me home with you. The only thing I want to come between us is my penis head! Man-"You look like my first wife" ?. Woman-"Really? How many times have you been married?" ?Man-"Oh I'm still single" Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes! Is it hot in here or is it you? Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you? Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk. Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent. As she's leaving.......Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me! What's your favourite colour? I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I? I know milk makes a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking? Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply? I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment. If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!! I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again? "I want to check your shirt label to see if you were made in heaven." If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning. I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are? I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke Do you believe in love at first site or do I have to walk by again! My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast. Sorry I can't talk 2 u any more, the doctor told me I?m diabetic and I can?t eat sweet things like u. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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