I'd like to dedicate this song to all my female TF friends out there. . .
Sam Kinison, the comedian who sings in this video, died shortly after making it. . .(it's a wonder why)
So come on ladies. . .turn up the volume. . .LET"S ROCK AND ROLL !!!
Yesterday in America, June 14, was Flag Day. A great day for all the American flag wavers out there. But yesterday was even more special than that. . .you see, it was my Mom's birthday. 71 years young . . . when did she get so old??. . . I don't know. She still acts young and chipper . . . a clear thinker . . . I miss her so. Since I've moved to Thailand I may call her once a month. . .but calling her is not the same as being with her on her special day. Anyway. . .I found this poem that k
Bikini tops have been disappearing at nearby beaches!! Reports from several beaches in the area have reported that the bikini tops are being taken from women as they sunbathe. Everyone should be on the alert reguarding this menacing mystery. Any women who loses her bikini top should report directly to me. . .(I'll be at the lifeguard tower) . . . so that we may solve this mystery. . . . . . (here Bowzer . . .come on . . .that's a good boy . . .)
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It has just come to my attention that Arnold has been getting himself in shape for his next big action thriller "TERMINATED".
Keep an eye out for this one. . .
My birthday will be coming up at the end of this month and along with that comes the expiration of my drivers licence. The State of Rhode Island sent me some forms to fill to renew without having to show my ugly mug. Anyway, I got my eyes tested at a local hospital, and the Thai doctor was gracious enough to fill in the results on the card. Now I have this other form to fill out which needs to be signed by a Notary Public. Needless to say, no one I've spoken to so far has any idea what a Not
Have a beer!
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
--William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
--Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemingway
Time is never wasted
I really like some of the reality shows you see on TV. When they end, it seems a void is created. I don't realy watch a lot of TV, don't have the time, but when I do, I look for the reality shows. American Idol, RockStar INXS and America's Next Top Model (the girls) are some of my favorites. When they end, the telly seems to enter a black hole and I'll end up watching a Chinese movie dubbed in Thai. I think there's only one guy who does all the voices in the movie. . .well that's another su
OK, so I finally broke down. The doc said "WHISKERS you got to lose some weight." Lose weight!!??!! OMG!! I only weigh 85.4 kg. I'm already on a diet for my diabetes. I take 2 kinds of cholesterol medicine and 2 kinds of medicine for my sugar. My wife feeds me soups and salads. . . What more can I do???
Well, I really know what I have to do. I have to exercise. Jumping into taxis, buses, trains and tuktuks just doesn't do it. Riding on esculators, elevators. . .whatever. . .doesn't do
Oh man. . . what a great party last night. . .
That is, until the rains came and knocked out all the power . . .
But after a few beers. . .
I slept like a baby . . . V
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As you can see. . .
a couple of my friends did too. . . .
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Okay, I've been a TFer for 1 month now. A glorious moment!! I've been feeling my way around, reading many profiles. Trying to learn who's who. You know . . . learning the do's and don'ts. And now I'm curious why some people join Thaifriends. I joined because I live here now with my wife and I thought this would be a great way for me to get information about Thailand when I need it and to have some fun along the way. I don't think of myself as an
I would like to thank everyone who voted for me and put me over the century mark. I feel quite honored to have achieved this goal and I never could have done without your votes. As a result, ThailandFriends has bestowed upon me a great gift. I really don't know what to say. . .my head is spinning. . .this is a glorious moment. I have been presented with this wonderful gift and now just need to find a good place to put it. Any suggestions??
My goal today is to reach 100 votes. I know its possible. Some of you get 100+ votes each day. So I've decided to pull out all stops. I want everyone to take a good look at this photo. . .
Awww. . . .how cute!! Doncha think this cute little baby deserves a vote.
ok. . .now for those of you who don't like babies. . .ahhh, maybe you're an animal lover. . .
Awwww. . . how cute!!! Doesn't this cute little kitty deserve a vote??
Oh I know. . .maybe you're more romantic or
Are these patterns moving?? Or are they perfectly still??
How about this one?
The patterns are used to test the level of stress a person can handle.
The slower the pictures move, the better your ability of handling stress.
Alleged criminals that were tested see them spinning around madly.
However, senior citizens and kids see them standing still.
None of these images are animated - they are perfectly still.
How did you do with the test??
If you did NOT see
Have you been to any good restaurants lately? The longer I'm here in Thailand, the more convinced I am that MK is a great restaurant. And that SONG . . .gin alai. . .gin alai. . .catchy tune, huh? Anyway, they cut everything into these little bitesize pieces and you get to cook everything yourself. Now in America, I've been to many restaurants where a cook will prepare the food right at your table. However, MK came up with a great idea. I get to pay them for cooking my own food. AND aft
They must be out of their minds!!
It is my personal opinion that this is way too harsh a penalty. I suggest in the future to send a ladyboy to find your balls. Oops. . .did I really say that??
Now I don't want anyone to get the wrong impression. I love Kids. They bring interest, excitement and meaning to life. . .BUT sometimes they just get in the way. . .
This Kangaroo is obviously saying. . ."NOT NOW KID"
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to h
