What sex is a Computer
5 reasons to believe computers are male:
1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. A better model is right around the corner.
3. They look attractive - until you take them home.
4. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
5. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5 reasons to believe computers are female:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. Even the smallest mistakes are committ
I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate.
Read the full description before looking at the picture.
The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it.
It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary 's Hospital.
Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water.
The dolphins are identical.
A closely monitored scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical,
a person under stress would find differe
1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'
2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, 'send mea brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'.....
3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means
'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'WithIdiot For Ev
Dedicated to all the lonesome people who spend their Saturday evening Online.
Including the OP who just got dumped.
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