dun get all yr hope up this year... paparazzi found Santa layed unconscious on the street. Police said he got bitted by Edward- the Cullens from Twilight... after he refuse to send him glitter.
NAUGHTY QUICKIES
Q. How much calcium is there in a woman's breasts?
A: Enough to make a bone 8 inches long.
Q. Why sperm is donation more expensive than blood donation?
A. Because it is hand made.
Q. When a woman arouses a man and leaves, she is known as a c*ck
teaser. What is a male called when he does the same to a female?
A. Moisturizer
Q. What do u get when you put a bomb in a girls bra?
A. *** bits
Q. What do u get when you put a bomb in a guy's under wear?
A. Banana sp
Let's do a eye test and see if yours are good.
Stroll down slowly...
Do you need glasses??
Look carefully at the picture
Below.
Did you see the ass Of the girl behind? See below... If you did, then have your Eyes checked as this is the
shoulder of the girl in front of her...
My appointment is tomorrow at 13:00hrs
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in- law, and four-year old grandson. The old man’s hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather’s shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped, the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.
The son and daughter-in- law became irritated with the mess. “We must do something about Grandfather,” sai
Its shocking me! Hope the Dolphins watch group will stop this cruelty.
World SHAME! DENMARK!! Denmark is a big shame The Sea is stained in red and in the mean while it’s not because of the climate effects of nature. It's because of the cruelty that the human beings (civilized human) kill hundreds of the famous and intelligent Calderon dolphins. This happens every year in Feroe iland in Denmark. In this slaughter the main participants are young teens. In this big celebration, nothing is missi
Bloody recession! She can't even afford a pair of decent jeans. Another Victim of the Economy... and I don't suppose you noticed that the 'poor little thing' has no shoes!
Dating With Different Type of Girls
Here's a summary about what you should expect when dating with chicks from different races.
Chineses MeimeiFirst date
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, Nothing Happens!
Third date
You usually don't get up to third date because you are smart enough to realize that
nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN MINACHI
First date
Meet her parents.
I was nervous at first,
It was big
long went straight up, I had to try it...
i eased myself onto it i liked it!
i went up down on it,...
I love escalators now.
My Re simay
To Hoom it Mae cunsern,
I waunt To apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.
I no my Spelling is not too good.
My Salerery is open, I kin start Emeditely.
Thank yoo
In advanse fore yore anser.
Sinseerly,
Tiffanny
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short
I sent a
Pickture
Of
Me.
Employer's
Response:...
i should've learn from my parent's mistake!
Here is the result of my one-night-stand
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HOW TO HIDE YOUR PASSWORD?
No one can see your passwords or whatever you ' re typing
No one can see whatever you ' re typing or which website you ' re surfing
And the Ultimate is...
