I met a guy in a pub last night. We ended up going back to his place. After a few more drinks, we started kissing & having a bit of foreplay on the sofa. He looked at me and said, "Let's take this upstairs." I said, Okay ya grab one end and I'll grab the other.
My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with my dog Molly . I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet."
So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and ya peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and y
Once visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and......
Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino or Coffee?"
Answer: " Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
Answer : " Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?
Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk