Marketing Explained
You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You go
up to her and say, "Hi, I'm great in bed, how about it?".
-- That's Direct Marketing.
You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You
give your friend a tender. She goes up and says "Hi, my friend over
there is great in bed, how about it?".
-- That's Advertising.
You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You
somehow mop up her mobile number. You call
MONEY
It can buy a House
But not a Home
It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
But not Time
It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position
But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine
But not Health
It can buy you Blood
But not Life
It can buy you Sex
But not Love
So you see, money isn't everything! And it often causes pain and
suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your
Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...
So
Sex is:
like Nokia (Connecting people)
like Nike (Just do it)
like Pepsi (Ask for more)
like Coca Cola (Enjoy)
like me (Too good to be true)
For those who has never yet experienced it,no worries coz it's worth waiting for.
For those who has experienced it. I'm sure you agree with those comments above.
And for those who is having sex hehe Have a good one
Happy weekend you guys!
Once while visiting a very rich friend,
the maid approached me and.........
Question : "What would you like to
have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"
Question : "Ceylon tea, Indian tea,
Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea"
Question : "How would you like it ?
black or white ?
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer: "With milk"
Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's m
Well....it's Loy Krathong not Valentines. Have been listening to some whinning about having no bf/gf to go out with tonight.
What's wrong with the world? It's the day to be thankful for the god of water not the day for suffering coz you have no dates!
It annoys me so much when i ask some ppl where will they go loy krathong tonight and what i got was "No , not going coz i have no dates"
Shame on them.
I have no dates aswell but im still going with my family.
C'mon ppl if you don't care for
I'm crazy about my baby now.
Here are some more pics of her.
Oh and eventho im crazy about Chill, i still love my other dogs as always.
So i'm gonna post their pics too.
Chill says "Hey..sup sup man?"
"How do i look up close?"
"Teddy hair feels like my mom's hair but where r the boobies?"
"Maybe on the other side?"
"Can't find so i will just sleep"
"More sleep"
"still sleeping anytime, anywhere!"
"and looking sexy at the same time" (saw Thita sleep like this so i cop
Thank god i'm a freak...eh i mean Thank god it's friday.
Just wanna wish you all a great weekend.
My weekend will be very quiet and simple.No party to join, no trip to go but i'm sure will be enjoying my laundry and shopping with my mom, yes wish me luck on that.
Allrighty....have a nice day and nice weekend you guys.
~AND~
Don't drink and drive coz you might spill ya drinks!
Best wishes from ME!
PS : One of the TFers asked me yesterday if im mixed coz my name
It was a long bus drive and boat ride but it's worth it!
Can't believe a busy lady like me have finally made it there to where i wanted to go. Took lots of pics as always and you can see some of them below.
Nang Yuan was awesome. Had to climb up the mountain to get to the view point but im glad i did.
Skin diving was big fun. Got to see lots of cute fish. The corals were wonderful.
Well....aint going to blah blah no more now. A pic tells many words and i have more than a pic to share here
After a longggggggggg preparation we are in a good shape and ready to head out to Koh Tao.
Eventho. it will only be me and a cousin going on this trip i'm sure it will still be fun. Have asked some ppl to join but nobody has come to trust this goofy thai girl enough to go along. hahaha
And if anyone could help me keep the rain out of Koh Tao area i would appreciate
Wish me luck on good weather u guys and yes....there will be tons of pics to share with ya ll when im back.
PS. In Bkk now and
days are...
Sadday
Moanday
Tearsday
Wasteday
Thirstday
Frightday
Shatterday
I've got love and i've lost love but i know that one day i will find love again sooner or later.
To family and friends ====> Thanks for all the love you are giving me.
Which makes my 7 days called Sunday - Saturday.
Thank you...thoughts that let me use something called "Brain" every now and then.Eventho. we think too much sometimes but it makes us stop doing something nonsenses coz we got stopped by thoughts.
Thank you....dreams that bring up something good coz we want to see dreams come true and sometimes it makes us understand that some dreams will always be dreams and will never turn into reality.
Thank you...reality which makes me feel im still standing in this world.
Thank you....sadness that always
Here in wet Bkk.Trying to learn something at this computer seminar about photoshop, Illus., Macromedea Flash MX thinggy.
I had to send someone here but since i had so LITTLE knowledge about these stuff i decided to send myself here.
So far so good! Some of my friends have been teasing me if i am an expert on those things yet.Well...i'm getting there ho ho ho.
But what i am good at for sure is being silly. That's i can say with no doubt!
Got here since Sat. and will be here til friday. At
