Finally made it to the doctor yesterday evening after been coughing for weeks!
I was lazy to go and was hoping to get all better from taking pils i got from the drugstore.
Well...i was wrong,took load of pils but still coughing real bad.
It was so bad that my dog,Chill Chill started to think i wanted to have a bark fight with her!
Anyway i'm all better now.Thanks doctor and everyone who bugged me to get my lazy ass to the doctor. As they say...An apple a day keeps doctor away but forget th
Little Johnny Stands Up
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand
up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said,
"Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Ok....will remember not to ask this question to my students lol
ADVICE FOR WOMEN
1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up
there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can
tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a m
University of Michigan creative writing class was asked to write a
concise essay containing the following elements:
1. Religion
2. Royalty
3. Sex
4. Mystery
The prize-winning essay read:
"My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"
Loved MK's jounal.Those sunflowers look great that inspired me to share my sunflower pics too.Went there on 17th Dec. if i remember right. hehe
Anyway...have a great sunshine day! and for those who are in where the sun is still hiding and grounds are covered by snow,May these sunflowers keep you warm! Enjoy
Cheers,
Smily
Went to my garden near KhaoYai National park yesterday.
It's been a while since I last visited. It takes about 20 mins to drive there from my house. I was home alone and decided to drive there and i'm glad i did. Took some pics for ya guys.Hope you like. Spent sometimes alone yesterday made me happy and everytime i press the shutter is precious moments to me.
Have a nice 2nd day of the new year!
WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX ??
1. You can GET chocolate.
2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
6. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty
names.
8. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
9. You can
What a woman says:
Cmon...This place is a mess! You and I need to clean. Your pants are on the
floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do laundry now!
What a man hears:
C'MON....blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW!
SWEET!
Every now and then me and mom will cook food and bring it to the temple to feed those homeless dogs. New year is coming up and most of us will probably go to party, eat good foods and enjoy the nice drinks. Those dudes won?t get to join any new year parties coz monks ain?t gonna have countdown party at the temple (I hope).
So me and mom decided that it would be better to bring food to the dogs before new year so we did that yesterday evening.
I don?t know those dudes? name.There were about 15
My baby Chill Chill.
She's getting bigger and bigger and too wild.
Big enough to jump up on my bed and trying so hard to eat my face up!
Her nails are too long and damn sharp.Will take care of that later today.
Anyway....just sharing my Chill with ya all.
Cheers,
Maybe it's time to stop yelling at your cat?
hahaha.... yeah i'm just being silly (as always)
But be nice to ur cat, dog and friends even they don't know how to shoot
Cheers,
Anyone wanna congratulate me?
None of my friends could be at the ceremony to congratulate me as it was in Mahasarakham, too far for everyone. Except Tal and Marc.Thanks you both for coming from Kon Kaen for meeting up with me.
BTW...Happy holidays to all.
Wish you all the best.
Cheers,
Smily
The Difference Between Rich/Poor People?
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip
to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor
people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be
considered a very poor family.
On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was
the trip?"
"It was great, Dad."
"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.
"Oh yeah," said the son.
"So, tell me, what did yo
Hectic schedules are ahead of me. Was hoping to join N'Kung 's birthday and meeting the hottie Mel. this weekend on her white party BUT we don't always get what we want eh? This friday Dec.16 i'm booked for the school party, it's not just for the sake of my job but i'm sorta one of the owners so i kinda have to be at the party.
"So...N'Kung i'm so sorry na. Would really like to meet you.Hopefully i will get to see you someday soon. Have a great birthday party na ja!"
Then on morning of Dec.18
with these kid's funny oppinions.
HOW TO DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
As answered by primary school students...
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck with.
-- Kirsten, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MAR
"If sometimes you feel yourself little, useless, offended and depressed,
always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm
out of hundreds of millions"...
Cheers!
Smily,
and here goes thought of today by ME
"I maybe smilysiam for you everywhere but i will only be SmellySiam in ur armpits"
