It's true!
This morning I watched the Miss Universe pageant on TV and it got me thinking about beauty queens. Well, I dated Miss America once! Here's the story.
Nancy Ann Fleming won the Miss America crown in 1961, the year I graduated from high school and the year she graduated also. And she turned out to be a very popular Miss America, and was a celebrity for many years after her reign.
After high school I enrolled at a small college in Olivet, Michigan and Nancy Ann was enrolled at Michiga
Fullmark's profile disappeared today. No warning, no reason stated. I just want to know that she's okay. Can anyone PM her e-mail or mobile number to me? Believe me, I am not the reason that she deleted herself! Just makes me worry!
As some of you may know A0mmy is in Singapore for the weekend (comes back tomorrow). She got a SIM card and asked me to let you know that her number there is (65-8) 110-6224. So send her an SMS and let her know she's not forgotten!
Some of you might have remembered my journal entries about mosquitoes. But the parade of critters doesn't stop! Mosquitoes, house lizards, cockroaches, and now...ants!
Well, I live in an area that's mostly concrete. I thought that ants had their nests in the ground, not in concrete. And I live in a 5th floor apartment. So why do they come to the 5th floor (don't look down, boys)???
Occasionally, and the last three days have been one occasion, the little monsters come to my computer desk. They'
As many of you know I finished number one in the TF top five in last week's voting. And I just want to say thanks to all of you who voted for me! It's a humbling experience and I'm just happy to be a part of this amazing community of people. I've turned off my vote button for awhile to give others a chance. I never, ever expected to make the top five and to be on the top of the list...well, it's time for others.
To one member of TF in particular I have something to say. I made a mistake, thinki
If you read romeomustlive's (Fred) journal yesterday, you'll know that there was a casting call for a new Thai movie today. So I went.
The casting call location was to be at Moo Ban Nakgila at or near one of the golf courses and after a bit of initial confusion, I managed to find Fred and the other farang who had come (there were just four in total, including Fred).
So we had sort of a "brunch" with one of the co-producers of this new movie and chatted and learned some details about the theme
Ive been blocked! I suppose it was only a matter of time but I sent a friendly message to someone (I won't say who) and they promptly blocked me.
Well, it's the first time and kind of a shock. I've never been anything but friendly to members here (with very rare exceptions), but I guess it has to be expected.
Sad.
Those of us who live in Bangkok can tell you that April is the hottest month of the year, and it?s hot. Damned hot!
Last year at Songkran time my air con went out and I suffered through it. Last night my air con went out again and I reported it to the manager, who smiled and told me that there?s no one around to fix it until next week. So that?s two years in a row of heat suffering. But my fan works and I?ll struggle through.
Well, I couldn?t find an excuse to get out of the city so it looks l
Greetings live from Koh Sri Chang! Wel, I can't be online long but wanted to let you know that all TF'ers on the camping trip are still alive (some passed out already) and having great fun! Really nice group of people but it's damned hot today! Spent lunch and the afternoon at the beach chillin' and relaxing!
Much more to come on Monday!
During my four day hospital stay last weekend many strange and bizarre things happened to me, but the one that makes me smile the most is this:
Going into my final day I complained to the doctor that I was constipated (couldn't take a sh*t) and asked him for a glycerine suppository.
Definition of suppository: A small plug of medication designed for insertion into the rectum or vagina where it melts.
The doctor agreed.
After a couple of hours one of the cute nurses came to my room with a tiny
I got sprung from the hospital this afternoon at 3:00 but it was after 5 by the time I got home since I caught the hospital with a double-billing on the invoice so it took time to straighten that out.
I'm exhausted, but feeling reasonably well after a bizarre and surreal few days. Let me rest for a day or two and I'll be back to my old self and maybe more!
Mikey's back!!!
Well, it appears that my incarceration at the hospital has light at the end of the tunnel! If I can fake breathing without oxygen assistance later today and tomorrow I'll be parolled at around noon tomorrow!
And to you fickle deserters - hey I was online long enough to give votes today! Are you payin' attention??? LOL
As many of you know, in my last journal entry I told about a trip I was taking for 10 days to the States for my mom's birthday and to visit family. It started out, but it never finished!
On Wednesday morning I woke up with a cough. No other symptoms. I thoughnt little about it. I was up at 2:25 a.m. to get ready for my flight and went to the airport. A cough, stll no other symptoms. Northwest was quite inefficient in passengers, so with just 25 minutes left before departure, I went to apply for
Early on Thursday morning (17th) I'll be flying back to the States. It's been two years since I last saw my mother and she has a special birthday on the 24th so I wanted to be there. I'll also meet up with my son and his family. I'll be back in the City of Angels late at night on the 27th.
Since I will be staying with a friend in the States and borrowing his computer, I won't be online as much as usual and probably won't have the time to read and reply to forum and journal posts as much as usu
It seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things she had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. ?It?s a very handy thing,? God told the couple, whom he found under an apple tree, ?I was wondering if either one of you wanted this ability.?
Adam jumped up and said, ?Oh, give that to me! I?d love to, please, oh please, oh pl
Someone wrote a journal entry yesterday about peeing in the shower. And to the person who wrote that, I replied ?Is there ANYONE who doesn?t pee in the shower??. That led to another train of thought.
Well, I think there are probably few people at this web site that haven?t had to use a public toilet in Thailand. And girls, you can tell us about your experiences, but here are some of mine.
Guys with a prostate problem. They can go to the toilet to pee and still be peeing 5-10 minutes later! Poo
Those are words in Thai that you don't want to hear when you're on an operating table!!! (Quickly, quickly. etc!, the meaning is "STAT" in English!). More about that in a minute.
So I went into the hospital for my procedure on Saturday morning. Not something anyone wants to do but necessary. Anyway, my sweetie friend Anny [monsteranny] was there to be my cheerleader and they allowed her to sit in the observation room so that she could make faces at me from time to time.
The docs had expected t
It's not difficult... To keep a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. ath
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvin has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your tray tables that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dresse
Damn! The doc phoned a few minutes ago and said there was an equipment malfunction and the procedure can't be done tomorrow so it's been postponed until the 26th! You know, this is something I don't really want to have to do but you kinda get yourself psyched up and resigned to doing it. Well, I got reprieve of one week but I really didn't want that!
To all of you that said such nice things, thanks! I'll remember your kind words next week and I won't post another journal message then...I'll jus
Tomorrow (Saturday) morning I'll be going to the hospital for a surgical procedure and if all goes well I should be back online sometime on Sunday. My sweetie TF friend monsteranny will be there to cheer for me! Anyway, it's just a short time but I'll miss you crazy people and you'll miss my votes! hahahaha
When I was 18 years old and a freshy in the university, my gf was a girl named Carol who at that time was just 16, and still in high school. But I had fallen in love with her; deep, true love.
I phoned her every day and tried to make the distance shorter. I told her that I loved her every day. She meant more to me than life itself and I would have done anything for her.
Then, on a dark November day I phoned her and she told me that long-distance love wasn't working and that she wanted to break
Everything on Monday the 14th went great! The perfect beginning to a perfect day! Early in the morning I checked TF and saw that at that time I was tied for #2 position (I still don't know what you guys are thinkin'). Then went offline and played a game and beat my best time by more than one minute! Well, believe me, that's damned good! Then I had a class from 10-12:00 and had pizza with my student for lunch. And I got my apartment bill. Seems that the accountant had made a mistake in past month
After a long night of making love, the guy notices the photo of another man on his partner?s nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?", he nervously asks.
"No, silly.", she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?", he continues.
"No, not at all.", she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?", he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, then who is he?", he demands.
"That's me before my surgery."
About 2,500 people were attending a convention of psychics and paranormal activities. The speaker got up and said, ?How many of you believe in ghosts? Let?s see a show of hands.?
Everyone in the hall raised their hands.
?Okay, how many of you have actually seen a ghost??
This time, about half the people responded.
?Interesting. How many of you have spoken with ghosts??
Only about a dozen hands went up this time.
Finally, he asked, ?How many of you have had an intimate relationship, by t
