Like so many special occasions, Valentine's Day comes only once a year and is the perfect occasion to let that special person in your life know that you care.
For me, Valentine's Day isn't about me, it's about her. What can I do to make it special and romantic and to show her that I really, really care so much?
I read in the Thai newspapers every year about Thai couples and those guys that on Valentine's Day will say, "If you love me, prove it!" What bastards! They use the occasion for their o
This story is about a couple who had been happily married for many years. The only problem in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he woke up. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes burn and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop farting because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly normal. She told him to see a doctor - she was concerned that one day he wo
eeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee! They're back!!!
Yes, I got screens installed on my windows to keep the skeeters out but it hasn't taken them long to learn how to penetrate my defenses! Just tiny openings like in my bathroom where the louvered window has a few small open spaces.
Well, look at the time-stamp on this message. I went to bed at a reasonable hour but by 4:45 a.m. the constant eeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee at my ear got me awake! So what to do? Get up and stay up or just kill so
Well, I made a forum post today about an article in today's edition of The Nation. There's a new poll in which people were asked about many things but it included a question about gig's. 14% of those polled said they have a gig and 37% said they didn't know what a gig is.
Well, here's what I'm thinking. I had thought about organizing a TF social event to have a good, old fashioned orgy. Organize it at the Excrement Pub or some such place and just let the TF'ers come and screw themselves silly.
Something historical happened in my life yesterday. The guy came and installed screens on my windows!!!
After dark I opened up the windows and the mosquitoes were waiting there to attack! Bang! I slammed the screen closed, took off everything 'cept my undershorts and danced for the bastards! Come get me, yeah baby, yeah!!! I could see 'em bouncing off the screen trying to come feast on me but all in vain! Now I'm mosquito-proof! So I shook ma butt and walked to my bed and before I laid down to
So today I got pissy with the apartment manager about the lack of screens and my problem with mosquitoes. And finally she called to her friend whose husband does that kind of work and he's coming tomorrow to check my room and give me a quote. Yeah, I have to pay for it but who wouldn't? Last night was so ridiculous! At 10:00 I had not one but SIX of those mini-vampires sucking on my right leg alone! Even though the weather is nice I said to myself, that's it! And I closed the windows and turned
Well, don't think this all that unusual.
Today I met monsteranny for lunch and a movie, and yah, she is a tf'er. But I've known Anny for more than 5 years already and she is such a sweetie! She only recently became a tf member after I told her about it. Anyway, we had a great time as always and one day soon I'm gonna write areally nice testamonial for Anny.
It's always great to have friends. And nicer to have tf friends!
Well, this afternoon I met up with not one, not two, but THREE lovely TF'ers; A0mmy, Kiddo, and Narany! So we had a nice lunch at Outback Steakhouse bkk and had plenty of time to chat. What did we talk about? A lot of the time it was about TF and who's who, who's hot and who's not, etc. Anyway, those ladies are very funny when they get together and we had a lot of laughs!
Well, in fact I have known all of them since before any of us were TF members! Narany was the first to join, then Narany tol
A publisher is thinking about introducing a new magazine similar to ?Playboy?, but exclusively for married men. It will look like other men?s magazines, except the centerfold photo will be the same every month.
It's 1:44 a.m. as I begin to type this. I tried to go to bed but the mosquitoes are buzzing me again! My windows are open only a crack, but they seem to find a way in.
Why? I live in an area where there isn't much water for them to breed, and in the past I've had few problems. Okay, I'm not far from Sanam Pao which has an artificial lake and maybe that's where they come from. Is it global warming? I mean I''ve lived here a long time already. Never had this problem before! Why???
It would be si
A man stopped at a bar, ordered a drink and looked around the room. He noticed an attractive young woman sitting alone at a nearby table. Gathering his nerve, he approached her and said, ?Excuse me, I hope you don?t think I?m being too forward but I?m new here and don?t know too many people. I was wondering, may I buy you a drink??
The woman looked up a screamed, ?YOUR HOTEL??? How dare you????
As every head in the room turned, the embarrassed man slunk back to the bar and ordered another drin
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom."
With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.
I've been finding real p
The cool...no, cold weather came to bkk. Last night I was able to close my windows all but a crack and I could sleep all night, though I did wake up a couple of times and named Sneezy, Rudolph, Fiona and You motherf*****.
Well, I don't like cold weather. I know, I know, you Thai people are walking around saying, "Isn't it wonderful?" and stuff like that, but no it isn't. Give me WARMTH anytime! Yeah, my air con is taking a break but my water heater is taking a hit.
So maybe I'm gonna sleep al
I don't like using profanity unnecessarily. But once again as I type it's 4:39 a.m. and the little bastards are back!
Last night I atypically closed my windows and turned on the air conditioning to stop the flow of mosquitoes. In the evening I once again opened up and enjoyed the refreshing air.
But once again I am awake and have an army of mosquitoes dancing around my apartment. It's never been like this! I live at Phaholyothin Road halfway between the Sanam Pao and Aree stations and there ju
It's 4:13 a.m. as I begin typing this. Unreal! And it's my first journal entry! So why?
Yoong (寤)! When I peacefully went to bed it was windy and I had my windows wide open (no screens) but no problem. Normally at night I don't need to use my air conditioning. But at about 3:30 I woke up and the wind had stopped and I had the sound of those damned mosquitoes buzzing around my ear! eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEE Not just one, but I had what seemed like a mosquito farm! Well, I can put up wi
