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khun_lung

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Something historical happened in my life yesterday. The guy came and installed screens on my windows!!!

After dark I opened up the windows and the mosquitoes were waiting there to attack! Bang! I slammed the screen closed, took off everything 'cept my undershorts and danced for the bastards! Come get me, yeah baby, yeah!!! I could see 'em bouncing off the screen trying to come feast on me but all in vain! Now I'm mosquito-proof! So I shook ma butt and walked to my bed and before I laid down to sleep I yelled, "Skeeters....KISS MY ASSSSSSSSS!!! And I slept like a baby!

Sometimes life's little victories are so cool!

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Something historical happened in my life yesterday. The guy came and installed screens on my windows!!!

After dark I opened up the windows and the mosquitoes were waiting there to attack! Bang! I slammed the screen closed, took off everything 'cept my undershorts and danced for the bastards! Come get me, yeah baby, yeah!!! I could see 'em bouncing off the screen trying to come feast on me but all in vain! Now I'm mosquito-proof! So I shook ma butt and walked to my bed and before I laid down to sleep I yelled, "Skeeters....KISS MY ASSSSSSSSS!!! And I slept like a baby!

Sometimes life's little victories are so cool!

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As u should know, Khun_Lung, only the female mosquitoes are the ones who bite. In fact u were dancing and shaking ur butt in front of a lot of girls, hahahahahahaha ...... it's a good thing u kept ur undershort on otherwise they went probably grazy ...... ;-)

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