Kiss ma...
Something historical happened in my life yesterday. The guy came and installed screens on my windows!!!
After dark I opened up the windows and the mosquitoes were waiting there to attack! Bang! I slammed the screen closed, took off everything 'cept my undershorts and danced for the bastards! Come get me, yeah baby, yeah!!! I could see 'em bouncing off the screen trying to come feast on me but all in vain! Now I'm mosquito-proof! So I shook ma butt and walked to my bed and before I laid down to sleep I yelled, "Skeeters....KISS MY ASSSSSSSSS!!! And I slept like a baby!
Sometimes life's little victories are so cool!
0 Comments
Recommended Comments