A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.

Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."

REALLY???

yes nicky my dear... i know.. that boucing sound woke me up so many times!

make it quiet next time oops!

u mean the one who is back in australia now? LMAO!

u mean for 12 other girls not a wife?

*grins*

who is scream louder than who? and what u guys talkign about?

Nicky - i am not!!! and pls dont try to make everybody think im sleeping with u, esp when ur in chat room!!

Oh no May, if thats the case I don't ever want to get married........I still need the college pack, even at my advanced age. lol!

Cute Joke!

nothing OIY dont listen to him!! hes a retard

whatever.. just tell that lil boy when he grows up, 'never put any evidence in the bin' wink wink

haha sassy tirak... u mean what u told me about?

Cutieboots : and my russian friend thought it was bubble gum

WB : LOL ...

Sassy Cutie Pie : whatever.. just tell that lil boy when he grows up, 'never put any evidence in the bin' wink wink

WB : ....... mmmmmmmmmm something is too hard to forget ......... something takes time... cutie pie. Time heals ... then You will forget about that .... when someone comes to sweep you off your feet ... : )

Where is 8 ?? ^^

funnygirl - huh? is that available?

I've posted this before but I'll post it again for you.

When you get married, every time you make love put a coin into a jar. After one year, every time you make love take a coin OUT of the jar and see how many years it takes to empty the jar.

That's why condoms come in 12 packs.

u mean the value of all coins is worth as much as a box of 12 pieces of condoms? LOL

what about 5?..10?...144?...1000?....and 24 (twice a month)??

which pack is the best ah?? or should we mix?? hehe

andrew - maybe we all shouldnt get married!! lol

rich - i agree ...but im not buying it for sure!

porpor - mix is good. i love variety

Married men wear them to party's-on their heads!

Reminds me of the joke.....In the first year of marriage you have sex everywhere, like on the kitchen table, washing machine and wherever...In the second year you have bedroom sex, which is of course in the bedroom or bed...In the fifth year of marriage you have hallway sex, and thats where you say **** YOU to each other as you pass on the way to the bathroom!