WOMEN

yes=no

no= yes

maybe = no

i'm sorry = you'll be sorry

we need = i want

its your dicition = the correct dicition should be obvious by now

do what you want = i'll pay for this later

we need to talk = i need to complain

i'm not upset = ofcourse i'm upset, u idiot

this kitchen is so convenience = i want a new house

i want a new curtains = and carpeting and furniture and wallpaper

do u love me? = i'm going to ask something expensive

how much do u love me? = i did something today and u're going to hate

i'll be read in a min = kick off ur choes and find some good games on TV

u have to learn to communicate = just agree with me

r u listening to me ? = (too late u're dead )

MEN things

i'm hungry = i'm hungry

i'm sleepy = i'm sleepy

i'm tired = i'm tired

do u wanna go to a movie ? = i'd eventually like to have sex with u

can i take u for dinner ? = i'd eventually like to have sex wiht u

can i call u sometimes ? = i'd eventually like to have sex with u

maybe i have this dance = i'd eventually like to have sex with u

whats wrong = whats a goddamn stupidself- inflicted pshycological truama is it now ?

whats wrong ? = i guest sex tonight is out of the quesiton

i'm bored = do u wanna have sex ??

i love u = lets have sex now

i love u too = ok now i said, now can we have sex ?

yes, i like the way u cut ur hair = i like it better befor

will u marry me ? = i want to make it illegal for u to have sex with orthers

so now wich sentence is you ???

i love all this 55+

It's good!

Do you want to go to a movie?? lol

Yeahhh...men always think about install their harddrives into the motherboards!

555+

Will change my dictionary

smilly!!! lolol

Spearthrower = yes but its true right? lol

WHISKER= i'm ready in a min lol

The_night_owl = yes

jens666= can ask me instead lol

garlic = yep:D:D

blackMemoRy = u should ask him if its true :D

ah this explains things...

plying_pig = yeahh kind of

and its really true i think hehehe

Fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So now, will you marry me lol lol lol lol

So true!

Correction:

MEN things

i'm hungry = i'm hungry, but we could still have sex first

i'm sleepy = i'm sleepy, but we could still have sex first

i'm tired = i'm tired, , but we could still have sex

@ Bware --- Ill write that diown !

Greg = lol not after u reading this

amaria = i think so esp men things

vincen = lol i'll remember when i'm wiht my bf if he saying that so i can do what i should do lol

P'Anna yes u should lol

You know which sentence i like hehe. I know the bit you like too but its in the men section LOL

Have to agree with Bware on this one...

lol

mark = u doing good i know

hehehehehehehehe!!

lol

Looks like you're doing good to Ann

hehehehehehehe...

lol markkkkkkkkk

What about...

"Would you like to see my etchings"? :-) !

I am hungry, if a woman says that, what would it mean?

now i am hungry - what do you want me to eat baby

drink my water i will get u

only if u make it have water then u can lick

oooops u can drink mean