Warning! If you are easily offended or are not into this kind of stuff then dont read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u have been warned

GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13)

AND NO CHEATING!

SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST!

WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR.....

1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?

(A)A LIGHT COLOR

(B)THEY CHANGE COLORS

©A DARK COLOR

2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD...

(A)SEDUCE THEM

(B)JUST CHILL

©CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE THEM

3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER?

(A)RAINY

(B)THUNDERSTORM

©SUNNY

(D)CLOUDY

4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT?

(A)STRAWBERRYS

(B)CHERRYS

©GRAPES

(D)PEACHES

(E)KIWI

5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS....

(A)DAY

(B)NIGHT

6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR?

(A)FALL

(B)SUMMER

©SPRING

(D)WINTER

7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD?

(A)HEADBORD

(B)NO HEADBORED

8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?

(A)LEO

(B)VIRGO

©SCORPIO

(D)LIBRA

(E)GEMINI

(F)ARIES

(G)CAPRICORN

(H)CANCER

(I)PISCES

(J)AQUARIUS

(K)TAURUS

(L)SAGITARIUS

9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE...

(A)ASTRO VAN

(B)ON THE ROOF OF A BUILDING

©PARK

(D)ON A AIR PLANE

(E)PARENTS BED

(F)ALL OF THE ABOVE

10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE?

(A)SPRINT/CINGULAR/U.S.CELLULAR

(B)VERIZON

©T-MOBILE/NEXTEL

(D)PAY PHONE

(E)CRICKET

(F)SUNCOM

(G)BOOST

(H)METRO

11.PICK AN ANIMAL

(A)LION

(B)LIZARD

©SNAKE

(D)MONKEY

12.PICK A TOPPING

(A)CHOCLATE SYRUP

(B)HONEY

©WHIP CREAM

(D)NUTS

13.WHICH WAY?

1. UP

2.DOWN

3.SIDEWAYS

***ANSWERS****

1.

A.LIGHT COLOR (4)POINTS

B.CHANGE COLORS (5)POINTS

C.DARK (4)POINTS

2.

A.SEDUCE THEM (5) POINTS

B.JUST CHILL (2)POINTS

C.CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE (4) POINTS

3.

A.RAIN (3) POINTS

B.THUNDERSTORM (5) POINTS

C.SUNNY (3) POINTS

D.CLOUDY (2) POINTS

4.

A.STRAWBERRYS (5) POINTS

B.CHERRYS(4) POINTS

C.GRAPES (3) POINTS

D.PEACHES (4) POINTS

E.KIWI (5) POINTS

5.NIGHT OR DAY?

DAY (3)POINTS

NIGHT (5) POINTS

6.

A.FALL (3) POINTS

B.SUMMMER (4) POINTS

C.SPRING (2) POINTS

D.WINTER (5)POINTS

7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBORED?

HEADBORD (5)

NO HEADBORED (2)

8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?

LEO-5

VIRGO-5

SCORPIO-5

LIBRA-3

GEMINI-4

ARIES-3

CAPRICORN-3

CANCER-4

PISCES-5

AQUARIUS-4

TAURUS-5

SAGITTARIUS-4

9.

A.ASRTO VAN (3) POINTS

B.ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING (4) POINTS

C.PARK (2) POINTS

D.AIR PLANE (5 POINTS)

E.PARENTS ROOM (5 POINTS)

F.ALL OF THE ABOVE (10 POINTS)

10.

A.SPRINT/CINGULAR/U.S.CELLULAR (5)

B.VERIZON (4)

C.T-MOB./NEXTEL (3)

D.PAYPHONE(1 LMAO!)

C.CRICKET (2)

E.SUNCOM(3)

F.BOOST MOB. (4)

H.METRO (4)

11.

A.LION (5)

B.LIZARD (3)

C.SNAKE (4)

D.MONKEY (3)

12.

A. CHOCLATE SYRUP(3)

B. HONEY (2)

C. WHIP CREAM (5)

D. NUTS (3)

13.

1.UP(2)

2.DOWN(3)

3.SIDEWAYS(5)

NOW ADD THE POINTS UP (FOR THE SLOW ONES)

SCORES!!!!!

25-34= PRIESTS SON/DAUGHTER. MIGHT AS WELL SAVE IT TILL MARRAGE.

35-49= PRETTY FREAKY BUT THERES STILL A COUPLE OF TRICKS U CAN LEARN... FROM ME.

50-70= TOTAL OUTRAGEOUS FREAK! OMG! CALL ME!!!! NO SERIOUSLY START DIALING!***

i got 60

post your score beyaches!

63 with choosing Sprint as its the telco I use when visiting the USA. Pick up your phone!

Mike ~~~ i've been waiting u been neglecting my foo foo lately it's been a long past due garoo poo

viggop ~~~~ was that u calling me just now? if so try again in 20 mins i'm 3 waying busy busy

56...call me!! LOL

Ummmm...56 but yeah, how can I choose AIS???

saint101 ~~~~ i reserved a spot for ya sugar pie 53 is not bad can u do 69?

smartass ~~~~ pick up ur cellie silly phone sex conference line is now active

khun_lung ~~~~ ur access is always granted whoop it out .......!

No surprise here . . . 57

i think anyone who picks "all of above" will automatically have a place between 50-60. should reduce the points!!

The smartest guy here is Ordinary Guy.

WHISKERS ~~~~ i'm sure u got some other surprise u been hiding

OrdinaryGuy ~~~~ stop playing....u know the deal

X if you had your butt in one place longer than 5 minutes then I wouldnt neglect you, good grief talk about a modern day Marco Polo.

smartass ~~~~ sweetie "all of above" is what makes it really much much more fun

MikeAussieGuy ~~~~ i know i'm on the phone with him right now....he's really GOOD *chuckle*

MikeAussieGuy ~~~~ nah...garoo poo cant keep my bootie in one place for too long gotta move once in a while cant miss all them fun stuff here on the net...can u?

61

but fact that i m a freak won t make the main page of the bkk post or any pullitzer

nothing new under the sun

funny stuff dear

as usual

;-p

50 ~ TOTAL OUTRAGEOUS FREAK! OMG! CALL ME!!!! NO SERIOUSLY START DIALING!***

LOL love it

erictaymans ~~~~ anything under the sun is much fun sunburn....carpet burn same thing

saint101 ~~~~ never sugar pie u always have my secret code i'm on ur speed dial remember?

oops............28. i need to start again.

anenglishman ~~~~ 28 ?????!!!! ok ur giving us TF a bad name here

Hehe I got 53 :-)

wallace ~~~~ work it u'll hit the jackpot one of these days

Poul ~~~~ pick up ur phone damn it!

i got 45...give me some tricks hehehe ))

Nu ~~~~ there's no trick for that babe it's the technique

deadpool ~~~~ right ur DEAD freaky

coriander ~~~~ miss u too little momma.....but what's ur score beyach???

sazzy ~~~~ uhhhh girl u must be my long lost twin

raw ~~~~ try to kick ur technique up another notch ok sweetie?

I got 58 without answering the telephone question, so Ive got potential to be even freakier for the right girl