This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle.

Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay.

One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a big black Jamaican at the urinal.

To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?"

"No mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "WELCOME TO JAMAICA, MON, AND HAVE A NICE DAY.'"

555,i happy that u dont have pic on the tattoo

YAH MON WOULD LOVE TO SHARE THAT BUT TMI......TMI

hehehehe Funny story!

An oldie but a goodie.

In Australia we use he has "woo" tattoed on his, as you say, love muscle.

When he got an erection it spelt Woolomooloo (a city in Australia).

khun_lung~~~~ I know u got one too ........what it say again? lol

MikeAussieGuy~~~~Woolomooloo is still shorter.......is that all u got Australian mon

Hahaha nice story =)

Leaf~~~~ Would you like me to show u around Jamaica? hehehe =P

He is sexy but leave me plz..lol

Funny !!! and he's damn so hot

hahaha...Nothing like a little herb to help a mon exagerate the size of a mons monlyhood...Only on me island mon...hahaha

wallace ~~~~ I hope it's not one of ur "Mary have a little lamb" poem

funnygirl~~~~~ No mon I'm here to stay

A_Girl~~~~ Oh yeah he's SMOKIN' HOT

thomaswd~~~~~ UHHH PASS THAT DUTCH MON

what s the police used for the tattoo

with arial (8) u can even have a list of all the bars of the island

erictaymans~~~~~~~~~ WOAHHHHHH That's G14 classified

Funny a Jamaican has just told me that story last week hehehe. But he never once said Mon T_T

Did I mention following Wooloomooloo is Sydney New South Wales Australia and it is in 30pt size characters??