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Welcome to Jamaica


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This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle.

Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay.

One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a big black Jamaican at the urinal.

To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?"

"No mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "WELCOME TO JAMAICA, MON, AND HAVE A NICE DAY.'"

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This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle.

Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay.

One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a big black Jamaican at the urinal.

To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?"

"No mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "WELCOME TO JAMAICA, MON, AND HAVE A NICE DAY.'"

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wallace ~~~~ I hope it's not one of ur "Mary have a little lamb" poem

funnygirl~~~~~ No mon I'm here to stay

A_Girl~~~~ Oh yeah he's SMOKIN' HOT

thomaswd~~~~~ UHHH PASS THAT DUTCH MON

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