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republican values... someone sent me this


mr_satori

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Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's

daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him,

and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade

with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest

national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but

multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind

without regulation.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in

speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then

demand their cooperation and money.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing

health care to all Americans is socialism.

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at

heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but

creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable

offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which

thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution,

which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but

George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a

conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers

for your recovery.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but

what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

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Friends don't let friends vote Republican.

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Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's

daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him,

and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade

with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest

national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but

multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind

without regulation.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in

speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then

demand their cooperation and money.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing

health care to all Americans is socialism.

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at

heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but

creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable

offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which

thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution,

which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but

George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a

conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers

for your recovery.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but

what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

.

Friends don't let friends vote Republican.

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lol,unpaid yes,,announcement well,,ny view is just about all goverments deal in double standards,,and not just for the good of their country either,,,,we could probably put up a similar list of any premier in the world

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vbroker: "Is not Summers/Galt seeking advertising & letting it be known that he will be looking for investors in his business? "

arse? are you going all british on us?

c'mon you as much as admitted that the current crop of (now unemployed) republicants blew it. that is obvious to everyone, even dubya, at this point. sad fact is, many of these points are a) true and B) against what the republicants profess their platform to be.

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I am actually one of the least anti-american you can find on TF. Sorry, didn't know you got up this morning with high feeling of patriotism or probably put too much of your portfolio in defense or phamaceutical.

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Summers/Galt? What the hell are you talking about? Sorry, not in your loop.

Arse: I'm trying to fit in with your average TF farang. Uh....maybe not.

Most "points" are either taken out of context or truth cherry-picked. I can do the same thing with them all and make them fit my agenda. I choose not to do that. Disagree? Start a thread; we'll go. Time constraints permitting.

"...one of the least anti-american you can find on TF" makes you anti-American, doesn't it? Bet they taught that at your liberal arts school.

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vbroker,,if you read correctly,,it was sent to me,,and i did say you could probably do this kind of thing with any premier in the world,,,as for my head up my arse,,im sorry do you know me?? no you dont,,

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the summers/galt thing was a cut-and-paste that was still in the clipboard. was intended for another thread (here or elsewhere) referring to the tawdry saga of the fall of stickman (there's a thread on here somewhere, if i'm too lazy to reread what i posted you KNOW i'm not going link fishing.

vbroker " Most "points" are either taken out of context or truth cherry-picked. I can do ..." genius-level comedy, by doing the same. and let's face it in context there are a lot of things that are still a trainwreck, your boys lost the plot (and the erection i mean election) entirely...

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