This is Mad.. wondering if it's truth or not... lolMen's English

I'm hungry = I'm hungry

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy

I'm tired = I'm tired

Do you want to go to a movie = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

Nice dress! = Nice ****!

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you

What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

I love you = Let's have sex now

I love you, too = Okay, I said it... We'd better have sex now!

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = Okay, I said it... We'd better have sex now!

Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

(While shopping): I like that one better = Pick any bloody dress and let's go home and have sex!  

At least you understand us

What about,does this look like on?hehe

Oh...you still the same...EMZ ; ) x

okay . . . okay . . . it's true . . . but don't tell anybody!!

Pretty much sums it up.

Nothing to add here...I love your hair style...but you seem very quiet today, what's wrong? Would you like to go to dinner, or watch a movie to cheer you up? And then maybe we could go for a dance? Can I call you to arrange everything, and we can talk about thing?

*grin*

hahahahahahhaha thts so funny!! so i wont find bf like this cos i dont want to have sex with him all the time!!

Do you want to go to a movie? :-P

@vacanti373>>> let's have sex in the cinema

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

The girl must be one of a kind, that he only wanna get married so that it'll be illegal for her to have sex with someone else. Or he's just insecure that the girl will find out that he sucks in bed. o_O