CHINESE PROVERBS

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright

organ.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Sounds more like Aussies to me............mate........

Very good Gav it made my day!!!

Next to football,there's nothing on earth men r good at.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Wot does it mean ja? ;P Arai smell..smell..huh?

You gave me a BIG lol Ni

I will et you work out what it means hehehe

Hilarious mate!!!

lol Girl who fly upside down have crack-up!!

You must have heard these one's Gav , but you may have forgot toi nclude them..

By Confuscius The Great Chinese Philosopher He say:-

" Confusion lead to Chaos".

But his one is my all time favourite:-

" Standing Prick has no Conscience". Ha Ha So true.

man who laughs last.... didn't get the joke!!

" Man who laughs laughs last, also finishes last".

HaHa funny stuff!

Heres another...

Man who put cock in biscuit tin f*cking crackers.

Man who put cock in biscuit tin f*cking crackers.

So funny I am still cracking up with Laughter. Ha Ha

Man who put **** in Hot Apple pie

Will end up with scalded ****. Ha ha

American Pie.