It always happen.....

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I dont feel comfortable with a new toilet seat.. I cant output myself on it..

An old one borken due the the fact that, Sneaky_Cat once came to my room.. She disappeard into toilet.. 5 mins later, I heard " Arrrrr!!!!! (scremming ) Your toilet bites my ass !!!"

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I think she should loose weight a little bit or consider herself.. How comes she breaks my toilet seat..

Yeah, so I brought new toilet seat, changed it.. and Gosh Dammit !! I dont feel comfortable as an old one !! ( I didnt output for age, fart will smell like flowers now.. (a rotten one) :-PPP

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Same ****.. When I travel around in a different places.. In Europe, I didnt find any toilet has a jet water to wash out those thing away.. I couldn't do that without water !! ( so.. what I did.. I pulled out tissue, make it wet and... imagine)

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Do you also have a strange feeling like mine? Different toilet.. Public toilet makes you heritate to output... Or you cant sleep well in anywhere like at your house... Damn Sneaky_Cat.. She broke my buddy toilet...

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hehe I have another toilet story too but it's happend from my boss (she's thai)

at Beijing International airport

she found some **** on the floor with an owner,lol

once of chinese lady she shited on the floor without close the door,

think about !!!!! there is international airport,lol

that's enough to make me nightmare ,hahaha

ps. it doesn't bite her butt,lol

wow....shame u have to use wet tissues!

Quote :Same ****.. When I travel around in a different places.. In Europe, I didnt find any toilet has a jet water to wash out those thing away.. I couldn't do that without water !! ( so.. what I did.. I pulled out tissue, make it wet and... imagine)

Reason you not find a jet spray in Europe is cause it be like shotin ' yourself in the butt with a icelolly. Water is too cold there. Man its bad enough when you wash your hands in the winter and it feels like you stuck your hand in a freezer

Hey your toilet seat bit sneaky whats up with that, hehe poor sneakycat

now your old toilet seat feels sad...he thinks you don't need him anymore.

you know what I always say.....same **** different toilet seat!!.... :-)

ooh. lessson #1: always bring emergency Ass Maintenance Supplies: tissues, antibacterial soap etc. you never know when y'ou're gonna have to release. the trains in india have a hole in the bottom and u flush your business out onto the tracks. eeeew.