During a state visit to China in 1986, he famously told a group of British students: "If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed".  

He also asked a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?"  

"British women can't cook." (1966)  

"Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." (during the 1981 recession)  

"We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right? Are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it." (commenting in 1995 on modern stress counselling for servicemen)  

"If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" (in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting)  

"Bloody silly fool!" (in 1997, referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who failed to recognise him)  

"It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." (in 1999, referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh)  

"Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf." (in 1999, to young deaf people in Cardiff, referring to a school's steel band)  "They must be out of their minds." (in 1982, in the Solomon Islands, after being told that the annual population growth was only 5%

"You are a woman, aren't you?" (in 1984, in Kenya, to a native woman who had presented him with a small gift)  

"Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species in the world." (in 1991, in Thailand, after accepting a conservation award)  

"Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease." (in 1992 in Australia, when asked to stroke a Koala bear)  

"You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly." (in 1993, to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary)  

"Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (in 1994, to an islander in the Cayman Islands)  

"You managed not to get eaten, then?" (in 1998, to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea)  

"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)  

"People usually say that after a fire it is water damage that is the worst. We are still trying to dry out Windsor Castle." - said to a man who lived in a road where 11 people had been killed by wreakage from the Pan Am jumbo jet, on visit to Lockerbie in 1993.  "Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?" speaking to Susan Edwards, who is blind, wheelchair bound and has a guide dog.

**** he is funny! People should stop giving him **** and see for for the comic genius he really is! (If he wasn't married the Queen, you can bet he would have his own TV show)

haha, Racist sexist humour, what would the UK be without it........Remember he is Greek

Phil the Greek really is a silly old fart......but a funny one :-)

British humour at its best....go on old man wind up the boring fuckers !!

He makes the Royal Family worth while:)

Just found another one..

He once asked Tom Jones, the singer, "What do you gargle with, pebbles"?

LMFAO

He's great!! So PC 55555555

sounds funny until it hits you.... then it's not funny anymore... eh?

OOO......the actual racist prejudiced remarks in themselves aren't funny....the joke is on him...he's old school bigotted buffoon who no one takes seriously.....a great example of how much difference there is in the way the monarchy is considered in thailand compared to UK.

it's true, but you'd hear sort of the same kinds of lines on american comedy (series).

I''ve got to admit some of them make me laugh. eg: "If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)