Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love.....I told them that openly and now

have a hell lot of family problems."

The American said, "Talking about love marriages...I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years....."

"...After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e . my brother is my grandson.  Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.....Gimme a break !!!"

Ahh the wisdom that spills from a bottle of 12 yr old Whiskey....

Fun times indeed!

Sure the American wasn't from Tasmania ???

Sounds like that Yank came from the Black Hills.

We have them in Tasmania

New Zealand is full of them lol

lol......

take this

Father Unknown

Three mistresses were bragging about their posterities. The first woman proudly says "My child is the part of a great royal family of noble rich blood."

The second mistress is not to be outdone says, "My child is the part of a very wealthy and prominet social family."

The third mistress kept quiet. So other two pressured on her to speak up the roots of her progeny. Finallty she broke the silence and said, "Well, at that moment I was drunk blind in a party with my mouth sunk in a wine glass in a doggie position."....

a*hole GAV says >>Sounds like that Yank came from the Black Hills.

We have them in Tasmania

New Zealand is full of them lol<<

howbout you go back there and keep em company, m*ther f*cker. crawl back under yor slimy rock an stay there.