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Funny Frogs

half_life

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hmm.... good morning TF...
Happy Wednesday na ka...
Tonight i will working at the airport for that universiade games!....
So so read my story and dont forget to laugh na Cool 

 frog.jpgA guy is 81 years old and loves to fish.  He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, " Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one.  He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, " Pick me up."He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you.  Pick me up.

Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then give you more s@xual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of."

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts?  Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will l give you s@xual pleasures like you have never had."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
 


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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want". Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked: "What is the matter ? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me ?"

The man said, "Look I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.
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hmm.... good morning TF...
Happy Wednesday na ka...
Tonight i will working at the airport for that universiade games!....
So so read my story and dont forget to laugh na Cool 

 frog.jpgA guy is 81 years old and loves to fish.  He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, " Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one.  He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, " Pick me up."He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you.  Pick me up.

Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then give you more s@xual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of."

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts?  Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will l give you s@xual pleasures like you have never had."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
 


coke_press_New_sprite1.jpg

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want". Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked: "What is the matter ? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me ?"

The man said, "Look I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.
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