Who says romance is dead?1) Did you fart? Cuz ya blew me awa.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz your pure special.

3) Mah Love fur you is like diarrhea. I canny hudd it in.

4) Di ye huv a library cerd? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yur pants? Cuz I can see ma sel in em.

6) If you wurr a tree and I was a Squirrel, I'd store mah nuts in

yerhole.

7) You might no be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light

switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' woman - 'WHAT?' man - 'I just wanted to say

something that would break the ice.'

9) I know I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I kin make yur bed-rock.

10) I canny find mah puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went

intae this cheap motel room.

11) Yur puss reminds me of a wrench... Every time I think of it ma

nuts pure tighten up.

Oi.....that one really does work

ahhhhhhh these lines bring back memories...................

I hear these lines every time Im out with Stevie, strangely enough he always goes home alone!!!

Dont blame the lines.......I never pull coz your there

fat penguin!!! hahahaha

aye jocks on the pull .... lucky there's always psycho birds hanging around !!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you wash your pants with Windex...coz I see myself in them Errr just example, not for any guys here Hmm maybe for Oi, yes that's it....this is for Oi lol

LOL Smily......Oo-er misses, just you two carry-on and pretend we'r not here!!

LOL...funny...but i dun understand it... :P

Lame....in scottish way

Gracy::ohh this one i heard it from my ex 9) I know I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I kin make yur bed-rock.

And did he???? lol