NYC vs. California
Ok, i've lived in both NYC and Cali, West coast vs. East coast!
CaLi vs. NY!!
Read it all, or you really wont get it......
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Im from california
-I cuss a lot.
-I say "for sure" and "right on" and "hella" and I say it often.
-I know what real cheese & avocados taste like.
-I don't get snow days off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear.
-Summers are really hot, and winters really cold. That's the way it is.
-I go to the Beach - not "down the shore" (who the **** says that anyways?).
-I've been to "the city" (if your from California you don't say Frisco....you look stupid) and have eaten fresh clam chowder out of a sourdough bread bowl.
-The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).
-My governor can kick your governors ass.
-I can go out at midnight and wear a t-shirt and shorts.
-I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD.
-I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day (God Bless LA COSTA!)
-All the TV shows you other states watch get filmed here.
-We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).
-I'm from California and I love it....
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Yea?
I'm from New York, wuts good
i dont write in pretty little columns like California
if i mess up spelling who da **** cares
we CURSE a lot, not cuss. What kind of ***** says cuss?
And what the **** is "hella" do u mean "holla"??
yea its 65, but if you go that slow you ARE gonna get run the **** over
if you cut me off, youre getting the horn AND the finger, and you WILL be ok with it
All governors are gay (what has your governor done that's exciting?) Oh let me see THE TERMINATOR.....***
I too have been to "the city" (if your from around here its the city/ NYC if you call it the big apple you look and sound like a big ass
Summers are really hot, and winters really cold. That's the way it is over here in ny, too. Youre not so special...oh and we get snow too fucktards!
Were not known for being dickheads and whores like you
who cares where those TV show are made? Yours all suck anyway
Cali's got the best beaches? those Laguna Beach douchebags need to come down here and get fuckin jumped at Jones Beach.
The Bronx, Queens, Brooklyn will kick Comptons ass ANYDAY
Biggie, Jay-Z, Lil Kim, Nas, Mobb Deep, Foxy Brown, Mary J, Busta Rhyms, Mase, Sean John, Dj Clue, Fabolous, Lloyd Banks, Fifty Cent, Cam'ron, Santana, All of Dipset, All of D-Block are all from NEW YORK. HA! (So is Harley Flanagan, Roger Miret, Vinnie Stigma, Bobby Hambel, HR, Beastie Boys, Sick of It All, Jimmy Gestapo and Hansome **** Mannitoba)
"the drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 most people start even younger"
Do you honestly think you're the only ones?
We say pie and get a large pizza
we get REAL ITALIAN FOOD, not that fake **** they got in Cali
who wants Mexican food anyway?
AND further more why the **** dont you have dunkin donuts?
PORKROLL. Enough said.
Who the hell eats clam chowder outta a bread bowl? And why are you so proud?
As for TV shows, can we say Everybody Loves Raymond, Seinfeld, Friends, CSI New York, Sex in the city, Law & Order, NYPD Blue?????? Yeah CALI SUCKS.....
We can go out at midnight & get away with more **** than you can
CALIFORNIA DON'T GOT **** ON NEW YORK!
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