Little Annoyances in Life
1> The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.2> The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.3> You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.4> There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at everything.5> You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.6> Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.7> You slice your tongue licking an envelope.8> You wash a garment with a kleenex in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.9> The car behind you blasts it's horn because you let a pedestrian crossing.10> You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.11> You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.12> People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.13> You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.14> You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you are just browsing.15> You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.16> You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.17> The remote is on top of the TV.18> The seat at the bus shelters wet after the rain.19> You fill up the kettle then forget to turn it on.20> When you are waiting and waiting for your food at the restaurant the moment you take out a book from your bag to read your food comes.
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