Who would have thought that the plain old wok could be so desirable. I guess in his eyes, that is one sexy *****.  

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hahahahahaha

excellent - horny hero on the half shell!!

5555555555555555555thats just wrong

FUNNY

and also disgraceful... what with the ladles and whisks watching.

Has this turtle no shame?

OUPS!

55555555555, that's classic - first time I've ever seen a turtle moving fast!

Wa hahahaha!!! first time in my life to see tortoise porn

555555555555 ......... he must have been desperate or blind .......... or both